Posted on 07/05/2004 9:02:20 AM PDT by bad company
Can you believe this is in the sports pages. As if the Royals season wasn't torture enough.
What else would you expect from the Kansas City (Red) Star?
Like the Chicago Tribune, there was a time when these big-city newspapers were believeable. Now they've become house organs for the Libs.
Uh-huh. The whole time, eh?
It has also been demonstrated that Micheal Moore has made his fortune on the gullible and stupid.
No comment.
Looks like this guy just beat Michael Moore in a cheeseburger eating contest.
Whitlock has been on ESPN a few times. The next time you all see him out there you'll know what you're dealing with without having to listen to a bunch of his prattle.
Juxtapose the character of Pat Tillman vs. the character of one Jason Whitlock.
Contact info for a reasoned response:
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/contact_us/contact_list/newspaper_staff_np1/#w
If Bush is so bad shouldnt the Dems be trying to impeach him?
Filmmaker's Achievement Stuns Physicists Michael Moore reaches critical mass - with himself By V.K. Bestertester, Staff Writer FRESNO, CA — Award-winning documentarian Michael Moore has unexpectedly made one of the most exciting discoveries in physics since the Neutrino. His body achieved critical mass sometime this past Sunday.
Witnesses to the incident described a buzzing sound, an oleaginous glow, then a loud, squishy bang. "Michael had just finished ranting about somebody named Booosh," American Patriot and FreeRepublic founder Jim Robinson observed. "The next thing I know, passerby are hip deep in foul-smelling, anti-American goo." Dr. E.P. Gumby, Chief of Quantum Research at Berkeley, said "This achievement is without precedent. Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassmann worked for years, using delicate equipment. Mr. Moore has apparently managed to split his own atoms using nothing more than self-congratulation, the adoration of fools and 53.5 hot dogs." He continued, "Fortunately, the result was not nearly as destructive as runaway fission reactions normally are. It may have to do with the fact that he was wearing Spandex at the time. It may have absorbed much of the, er, expansion." Mr. Moore's experiments in this area apparently resulted from an unshakeable belief in his own abilities. Poster MeekOneGOP explained it this way, saying "Look, if you can make millions by slapping together a filmstrip full of garbage, why wouldn't you think you were smart enough to unravel the mysteries of the universe? Anyone intelligent enough to manipulate so many idiots would get that idea, right? I wish I could do it, I'd get them to march off the top of El Capitan in single file!" "Normally, these kind of reactions are only possible using metallic, rare-earth elements," said Professor Arthur C. Vonnegut of Fermilab. "but this man has done it with buzz and hype, mostly. I hope he kept careful notes, because he is in no condition to lecture, from what I understand." Indeed, Mr. Moore was unreachable for this article. Most of him was still coating the streets outside Flint's Hot Dog, but parts were in buckets and sponges. Emergency medical personnel were summoned at the time of the incident, but quickly realized there was not much they could do. A member of the cleanup crew, who spoke with this reporter on condition of anonymity, said, "Are you kiddin', man? That guy blew himself into a million globules. By the time the medics got here, most of him had already flowed down the storm drain. What's left of him ain't gonna be speechifyin' at any physics colloquium anytime soon." Yoko Ono, well-known gravy-trainer and philanthropist, expressed great sadness at the news, but also expressed optimism that Moore's sacrifice would finally achieve World Peace. "I'm sorry to lose Michael, I really enjoyed his jabs at the fascist power broker infrastructure," she said, "But with this discovery, there is hope nuclear energy can be generated from things like butter, lard, bacon grease and hot air. It could revolutionize Third World economies and finally bring balance and my music to the masses." Still, many were skeptics. "I wouldn't be so quick to chalk this up to an advancement in physics," said Babs Brolin, local chanteuse and philosopher, "Michael had powerful enemies. I'm sure this was a test of some sort of new weapon by the corrupt, evil Bush administration. A laser guided Polish Sausage, perhaps?" The White House declined comment for this article.
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Jason whitlock would have to stand on his mothers shoulders just to kiss Pat Tillmans butt.
Whitlock attending his "Logic and Critical Thinking" class?
Not ZOT-related, but you might wanna take a look.
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