Posted on 07/04/2004 9:53:21 PM PDT by Not_Quite_Right
I was watching TV late night and I seen a Kerry in a democratic fundraser. BAr BARa strisand was throwing money at that and well as all the other jewish and librial pukes that were in the building.
Still, it is not mr and mrs Kerry. But, Mrs Hintz Kerry.
Sorta like Hillary Rodham Clinton.
But after seeing all this. I just can't bring my self to see another movie knowing that my ticket purchase can go to the DNC in some way.
> this has a Stormfront smell to it.
When I first read the post, all I picked up on was the *really* bad grammer and spelling (even worse than my dyslexia permits!). But on a second reading... yup. Illinois Nazis, it seems.
Everyone activate their beebers.
Is your baby sitter stoned again...
A little tetched in the head.
Probably stuned.
Beeber on stune, captain.
Good. Now set beeber to zot and stune any trolls in sight.
Obviously, Dr. Cosby was correct....Perhaps a few courses in the English language (which is after all what this nation is supposed to us) would be useful
Sorry, that's all there is. You're welcome to use it, in any case.
You need to quickly remove all your clothes and wrap your cranium with heavy gauge aluminum foil.
Shiny side out!
(Jeez, another SF loser!)
Illinois Nazis...
I hate Illinois Nazis...
It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.
Ry Avoc! nd et lip he Ogs f Ar!
[With apologies to whomever I stole that from.]
..."i really hate Illinois Nazis"...< /John Belushi (RIP)>
Ummm. Some people use professional theologians or philosophers to help develop their own sence of aesthetics and ethics. I used, among other sources, the writings of Robert Heinlein. And it's times like these that I ahve to think back to the words of Mannie Garcia Kelly, who said: "Are *no* homely women. Some more beautiful than others."
Sometimes, my personal philosophy gets a bit strained...
I'm hoping someone will stop by and help me shut down my computer. I think I've gone blind.
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