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FReeperette submits to archaic patriarchal custom of domination (FReeper wedding). Film at 11.
City Hall in Maryland | 4 July 2004 | Sauropod + Hellinahandcart

Posted on 07/04/2004 8:39:58 AM PDT by sauropod



On July 2, I wed my lovely bride, hellinahandcart. Please celebrate with us.







TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: District of Columbia; US: Maryland; US: New York; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2freeperswed; ballandchain; donedeal; hughhewitt; lamentations; matrimony; myoldlady; myoldman; oops; shackles; thelittlemissus; weddingbells; weeping; whoops
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To: NYC GOP Chick

smartass ;-).


241 posted on 07/04/2004 3:49:32 PM PDT by sauropod (Hitlary: " We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: Valin; Lazamataz
There is a certain amount of "recuperation time" that one needs, especially as one gets older. Laz can tell you all about that ;-=).

Tower of Steel. Feh!

242 posted on 07/04/2004 3:52:00 PM PDT by sauropod (Hitlary: " We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod

That's a nice story. (how you two met)

Congratulations, and best wishes!


243 posted on 07/04/2004 3:52:11 PM PDT by FBD (...Liberalism- The Religion of Appeasement...)
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To: sauropod

Isasis and Issaquahking wish the newly wed activists many happy returns from the high country in Utah and raising a toast to you this happy hour!


244 posted on 07/04/2004 3:54:43 PM PDT by Issaquahking (U.N., greenies, etc. battling against the U.S. and Constitution one freedom at a time. Fight Back !)
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To: sauropod; hellinahandcart

Congratulations!

245 posted on 07/04/2004 4:05:07 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod

Wow, what a nice surprise!

Congratulations to you both!


246 posted on 07/04/2004 4:09:19 PM PDT by Registered
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To: sauropod

I love that show.


247 posted on 07/04/2004 4:11:14 PM PDT by bad company ((<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism))
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To: bad company

Remember, If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!


248 posted on 07/04/2004 4:11:57 PM PDT by sauropod (Hitlary: " We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: Thane_Banquo

"I'm getting hitched in October. May father tells me the two most important words in a marriage are, "Yes, dear.""


Those two words will help keep you out of trouble. But you're a man and just being a man is an offense from time to time, then you'll need "You're right dear, I'm sorry".


249 posted on 07/04/2004 4:15:05 PM PDT by bad company ((<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism))
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To: sauropod

His and Hers ATM's


His ATM
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card, and receipt
5. Drive away

Her ATM
1. Pull-up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're to far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Locate grocery receipt in purse with PIN #
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Reenter Correct PIN #
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Go through purse for ink pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Study instructions again
18. Endorse check
19. Make deposit
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get back into car
22. Check makeup in mirror
23. Look for keys in purse
24. Start car
25. Check makeup again
26. Start pulling away from ATM
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Retrieve card and receipt
31. Get back into car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposit and withdrawal into checkbook
35. Clear space in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles down the road
41. Release the parking brake


250 posted on 07/04/2004 4:17:19 PM PDT by Valin (Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.)
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To: sauropod; hellinahandcart

Congratulations and thank you for taking time from your honeymoon (!) to share the good news! :)


251 posted on 07/04/2004 4:23:04 PM PDT by bd476 (Sweet Land of Liberty from Sea to Shining Sea)
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To: sauropod; hellinahandcart

Congrats!!!


252 posted on 07/04/2004 4:33:56 PM PDT by kristinn
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To: sauropod

Again congratulations, now you've got her right where she
wants you.

Tet.

Remember, you can't always be right but you can always be
handy.


253 posted on 07/04/2004 4:37:18 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: sauropod

Congrats and best wishes to the bride and groom. Hope we see a few little sauropods around here before long.


254 posted on 07/04/2004 4:39:37 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: sauropod

Oh congratulations, may your life be filled with happiness and love.


255 posted on 07/04/2004 5:18:35 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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To: sauropod

Congrats to both of you wonderful FReepers. I hope Friday was the saddest day that you'll have in a long life together.


256 posted on 07/04/2004 5:24:50 PM PDT by Badray (Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown. RIP harpseal.)
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To: Howlin; hellinahandcart; sauropod

WOW!

Congratulations and best wishes to you both!



257 posted on 07/04/2004 5:29:55 PM PDT by wimpycat ("The road to the promised land runs past Sinai."-C.S. Lewis)
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To: sauropod

congrats!


258 posted on 07/04/2004 5:39:32 PM PDT by Awestruck (Formerly Goodie D)
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To: sauropod; hellinahandcart

Many congrats to you both:-)


259 posted on 07/04/2004 5:43:36 PM PDT by cupcakes
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To: MeekOneGOP; sauropod; hellinahandcart
Congratulations, sauropod and hellinahandcart!

Thanks for the ping, MeekOneGOP!

260 posted on 07/04/2004 5:49:47 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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