Sex Tips for Red-State Girls!

The NY Times Sunday Magazine ^ | July 4, 2004 | JENNIFER SENIOR

[summer]

A long article, and of course, like all articles, not for everyone. But, some people will enjoy some parts of it -- and, not like other parts of it. This was my favorite part of the article:

Brewer, a high-school dropout [...] earns a six-figure income.... [She] heaved a wistful sigh. ''There are times I've really wanted to go back to school,'' she said. ''I hear people speak so eloquent, with all the big vocabulary words, and I feel so inadequate.'' She started the ignition. ''But the thing is,'' she said, ''I'll bet you I know as much as some guy who went to college for seven or eight years. About women and their sensuality, I mean. I might not have the tremendous vocabulary that they have, but I know, in my heart, that I have the same knowledge."

[Archangelsk]

Gee, X-rated Amway, who'd of thunk.

[Senator Pardek]

I hear people speak so eloquent

Eloquently.

[buccaneer81]

American dreams come in all movie ratings.

[summer]

Danielle Leavitt for The New York Times. In Brewer's front room, you can find every little sex aid imaginable, from Lickety Lube to vibrating bath loofahs to edible underwear.

[summer]

Very good point.

[Paul Atreides]

She jokes about how a man's doing dishes can be a form of foreplay;

Yeah, right!

[summer]

Yes, but as she said: I might not have the tremendous vocabulary that they have...

[summer]

From the article: ''Now, ladies, if you did come tonight looking for any vulgarity or pornography, you're going to be very disappointed. I don't have it. But if you came here for a fun evening, plus some tips to keep the excitement in your relationship, plus the parts to work with, you are definitely in the right place.''

[summer]

Danielle Levitt for The New York Times. Cotton-candy-flavored body powder was one of the marriage-enhancing items on the menu at a party given by Linda Brewer, center, in North Little Rock, Ark.

[TN4Liberty]

An article about sex toys and you go right for the grammer.

[summer]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Senator Pardek]

I get anal about grammatical errors - sue me.

[Redcoat LI]

If my wife looked like that,her sex toy budget would be unlimited.

[SouthernFreebird]

Sooooooo does she have an online store...just askin

[NewRomeTacitus]

Vocabulary is good, but with less an less people around me able to speak any English at all I don't browbeat a person unable to express more than monosyllabic conversation. It's all about how we use the intelligence we have.

[summer]

From article:

Though her real goal is Chicago. ''I want to see Oprah so bad,'' she said. ''I just want to see her and touch her and tell her how much she did for the women of America with that show about the silent epidemic'' -- in which it was revealed that 43 percent of all American women experienced some sexual dysfunction, including difficulty achieving an orgasm.

Shhh... :)

[alrea]

Brewer, a high-school dropout [...] earns a six-figure income...

outsourcing can't be far off

[SouthernFreebird]

With an attitude like yours I'm sure she'd be grateful for that too.

[Stew Padasso]

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