'Kid from the East' Kerry Feels Farmers' Pain (LAUGH RIOT from Reuters)

Yahoo News ^ | July 3, 2004 5:45 pm | Patricia Wilson

[mtbopfuyn]

This whole story of Kerry down on the farm is kind of 'aromatic' itself.

Yep, there's more bull than cow to this fairy tale. It's getting deep so time to pull on the boots.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

Yea, that, too. Why not?

[EGPWS]

What is he playing on the guitar?

"Kumbya" or perhaps "Revolution", perhaps the theme song to the show "Mister Ed"? : )

[kenth]

"And we actually have farms in Massachusetts."

Just in case you ignorant cheesehead hicks didn't know that.

[kenth]

Did kerry mention that he was a Viet Nam and killed a guy?

Did you happen to see the guy on, I think it was, Hannity and Colmes the other night? He was screeching, "John Kerry killed a man, has Bush?" It was entertainment insanity at its finest.

[JOE6PAK]

Maw and Paw Kerry down on the farm

[ngc6656]

From the article:

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee... vowed to fight for family farmers by banning unfair trade practices and fully implementing country-of-origin labeling so Americans "know where the products they buy are coming from."

I wonder what is the country of origin of the tomatoes that go into Heinz ketchup?

[MaxPlus305]

So...how much farming has Bush done? I know he's done some ranching, but he's just as priveleged and Yale-blooded as Kerry is.

[BulletBobCo]

FOFLMAO! That ain't right.

[TN4Liberty]

Today, Senator John Kerry applied for a 4th purple heart after receiving another superficial wound.

(A really mean person would tell Kerry to pretend the clay pigeon was a wounded NVA soldier)

[JustaCowgirl]

The reporter on Fox, Kammerer(?) was clearly having a hard time not busting out laughing at the total hypocrisy of it.

What a total phony this man is. I really don't know how I would be able to stand listening to the garbage he puts out for 4 years.

[BulletBobCo]

Check out #2

[Normal4me]

PULL!!

[catpuppy]

Let's not forget that both Al Gore and John Kerry worked in sweatshops during their early years, going without food and sleep as they toiled away the hours. That was but a prelude to their 16 hour shifts in the coal mines of West Virginia and Kentucky. Fortunately, they both found jobs in the automobile industry but the minimum pay coupled with backbreaking labor proved to be too much.

When Vietnam came along, they were both ready for action--five months worth each. Having been shafted all of their lives, they devoted themselves to politics where they got their revenge by shafting everyone else. They continue to this day.

[oblomov]

Are people falling for it?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Some more ideas:

"This is nothing personal, Senator. It's strictly business."

"Dang! There ain't nothing in there to hit!"

"Okay, okay, I admit it! I voted for the $87 Billion before I voted against it! You don't have to hold a gun to my head!!"

[Key West Girl]

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out, so far and wide
Keep Massachusetts, just give me that countryside.

[AmishDude]

Teresa IS Eva Gabor's character in Green Acres.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha ! That looks photoshopped, but it's not. It doesn't get any better than that.

Can't wait to see Registered's take on that one.

That's it! No more "Pull my Finger!"
You got it?

[ShandaLear]

Dork alert. Boob alert. Doofus alert.