LOL! Classic!
I'm under attack here by the biggest, ugliest, most unpatriotic hairy (50' minimum!) black spider I've ever seen!!!
I saw it scurrying across my printer last night. Once it saw me, it stopped and glared at me! By the time I grabbed something to go after it with, it had scurried away. (I AM NOT going to try to tackle that thing with my bare hands!)
A little bit ago, it jumped from my keyboard ONTO MY ARM!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The it laughed a maniacal laugh (I swear!), jumped off my arm, and ran under the keyboard to parts unknown.
(The last time I had one like that in here, it met its fate when I knocked over a stack of papers and it got buried under the avalanche! This one will probably just juggle the papers and laugh at me some more.)
To be continued....