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Exploding Terrorist Heads Four Pack!
Columbus Telegram ^
| July 2, 2004
| CLARK GRELL
Posted on 07/02/2004 11:16:17 AM PDT by visagoth
This year, firework enthusiasts can get their hands on some of the world's most notorious terrorists at some of the firework stands. Stars and Stripes at the corner of 23rd Street and 33rd Avenue carries the new "Exploding Terrorist Heads." These cone-shaped devices have cartoon images of Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Yasser Arafat on them - all with a fuse located atop each fountain head.
"We don't show them or promote them," said Tammi Gotschall, who was in charge of sales Tuesday afternoon. "People will see them."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: exploding; fireworks; four; heads; pack; terrorist
At your favorite fireworks joint (if they are legal in your state...) the four pack includes "Bin Laden's Noggin," "So Damn Insane," "Yasser Ara-fart" and "Kim's Dong's Ill."
Have a great 4th of July!
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posted on
07/02/2004 11:16:17 AM PDT
by
visagoth
To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man
Ping
We need to find these!
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posted on
07/02/2004 11:19:25 AM PDT
by
Hap
(My name is Hap and I'm an Ebayaholic!)
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posted on
07/02/2004 11:20:56 AM PDT
by
Mo1
(50 States baby .. I want all 50 States come November !)
To: Hap; Xenalyte
I'm officially on the look out.
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posted on
07/02/2004 12:12:00 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
To: Hap
If these are to be had anywhere in the world, Bacon can find them.
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posted on
07/02/2004 12:56:46 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
To: visagoth
When I read the headline I thought that Israel was doing some more housecleaning, but this is cool too.
To: Bacon Man
I'm headed to Tennessee tonight for our 7th annual Independence Day Bash fireworks. I'll keep an eye out.
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posted on
07/02/2004 1:56:28 PM PDT
by
kimmie7
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To: visagoth
Uh, the last one is Qadaffi, not Kim Jong.
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posted on
07/02/2004 2:02:48 PM PDT
by
Blowtorch
To: Blowtorch
Uh, the last one is Qadaffi, not Kim Jong. Awww!...C'mon, Make it an Five pack...while your @ it, let's add your Fav. Liberal...an Bakers' Dozen. Any suggestions? :)
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posted on
07/02/2004 2:47:54 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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