Posted on 06/30/2004 12:45:21 PM PDT by quidnunc
I wouldnt usually review teen comedies two weeks in a row, but I loved Eurotrip. Well, I loved the first two-thirds of it. It got crummy reviews in America Tasteless Eurotrip Doesnt Travel Well and sank without trace, and I expect itll do the same in Britain. But it seems to me there is rare wisdom in its sense of its own limitations.
The plot is really no more than a pencil outline. Scotty (Scott Mechlowicz) has finished high school in Ohio and been dumped by his girlfriend. When he mentions this to his penpal in Germany, the German guy starts coming on to him. Enraged, Scotty breaks off all contact. His friend Coop (Jacob Pitts) then points out to him that Mieke is not German for Mike but a girls name, and that, in the photograph of Mieke and his cousin Jan, Jan is not the hot-looking blonde but Yan the dorky-looking guy. The hot-looking blonde is Mieke or Meeka.
So Scotty and Coop decide to fly to Berlin. Unfortunately, the only available cheap flight is to London. But not to worry, says Coop. The whole of Europe is, like, the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there. So off they set: London to Paris to Amsterdam to Bratislava (whoops) to Berlin to Rome, with time for one low ethnic stereotype gag at each stop.
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I wouldnt usually review teen comedies two weeks in a row, but I loved Eurotrip. Well, I loved the first two-thirds of it. It got crummy reviews in America Tasteless Eurotrip Doesnt Travel Well and sank without trace, and I expect itll do the same in Britain. But it seems to me there is rare wisdom in its sense of its own limitations.
The plot is really no more than a pencil outline. Scotty (Scott Mechlowicz) has finished high school in Ohio and been dumped by his girlfriend. When he mentions this to his penpal in Germany, the German guy starts coming on to him. Enraged, Scotty breaks off all contact. His friend Coop (Jacob Pitts) then points out to him that Mieke is not German for Mike but a girls name, and that, in the photograph of Mieke and his cousin Jan, Jan is not the hot-looking blonde but Yan the dorky-looking guy. The hot-looking blonde is Mieke or Meeka.
So Scotty and Coop decide to fly to Berlin. Unfortunately, the only available cheap flight is to London. But not to worry, says Coop. The whole of Europe is, like, the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there. So off they set: London to Paris to Amsterdam to Bratislava (whoops) to Berlin to Rome, with time for one low ethnic stereotype gag at each stop.
In America, those reviewers with memories of their own pre-college Grand Tour to refer back to took a sniffy view of the stereotypes on offer. In London, for example, Scotty and Coop go into a pub full of Man United fans. Why, wondered The Washington Posts Desson Thomson, flaunting his cosmopolitan sophistication, would a group of fans from a northern English region speak in London-area accents, unless they were the so-called Cockney Red variety of Man U. fan? And why would they be wearing shirts that bear no resemblance to their club colours?
Well, maybe because its a movie, and the stereotype has been distilled to its essence. Surrounded by menacing yobs, Scotty and Coop claim to be from the Manchester United Fan Club of Ohio. When Vinnie Jones challenges them to sing the club song, Scotty thinks for a moment and then tries a little Sheena Easton:
My baby takes the Morning Train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
And amazingly hes right! A deeply touched Vinnie embraces his Ohio brethren, and pretty soon Scott and Coop are in the thick of it as their new pals are affectionately shattering beer glasses over their heads and going Fooking great, fooking fookers! and so forth.
Is Sheena Easton really the official Man Utd song? Or is Desson Thomson correct and the film is inadequately researched? Who knows? The point is, having got thoroughly rat-arsed, Scotty and Coop come round the next morning and realize that that pleasant breeze riffling through their hair is because theyre on the top deck of a topless double-decker bearing the legend IF YOUR [SIC] NOT A MANC YOUR [SIC] A WANK hurtling down the left-hand side of a French autoroute because Vinnie Jones thinks driving on the right is for Frog nancies. Fook off, tossers! he yells at the oncoming Renaults and Citroens.
Who can say this ten minutes doesnt capture the essence of England at least as well as the entire Merchant Ivory and Richard Curtis oeuvres rolled into one? Scotty and Coop stagger down the stairs to the lower deck to find the lads already awash in the first 15 early morning pints. You guys have a completely different level of swearing over here! marvels Coop.
After that, the stereotypes get a bit more hit and miss. The Continental men are mostly creepy perverts and indiscriminate bisexuals, which seems accurate enough, from my experience. Theres a smiling, moustachioed, predatory Italian in a white suit who enters their compartment and, as the train emerges from successive tunnels, hes stroking one of the Americans legs, or nuzzling his neck, or, after one very long tunnel, sitting back contentedly on the seat smoking a cigarette. Each time hes caught, he implores oleaginously, Mi scoooosi
. Mi scooooooooooosi
, and then does it again. But in Paris its a tiresome mime making the mile-long queue for the Louvre move even slower. And in Amsterdam, its an S&M dungeon.
But, as I said, I was howling with laughter. In among the nudist jokes and Pope jokes, Eurotrip is an honest acknowledgment of near total ignorance. One thing Im surer and surer of since September 11th is that America and Europe know next to nothing about each other. Every Monday I get a big pile of London Sunday papers full of lame features professing to have the inside track on the latest trends in America, and its all, as the Speccies esteemed editor would say, complete bollocks. The one saving grace of the American media is that they cant be bothered to reciprocate: a four-decade old joke about the alleged French obsession with mime will do for at least another four or five decades, by which time the Fifth Republic will be the First Islamic Republic of France and the Yanks may have to come up with a new gag. Eurotrip, its scenes of Paris, Berlin and Rome all filmed on the cheap in Prague, somehow captures the state of the Atlantic alliance more accurately than any in-depth analysis.
Plus every girl except the luscious-lipped lead (Michelle Trachtenberg) takes her top off. And Matt Damon gives his best ever performance in a cameo as the shaven-headed rocker whos nailing Scottys girlfriend and gets a hit song out of it, Scotty Doesnt Know:
I cant believe hes so trusting
While Im behind you thrusting
Eurotrip looks even better alongside The Ladykillers, the Coen brothers remake of an Ealing classic, moved from mid-century London to the American south and with Tom Hanks in the Alec Guinness role. This is a classic example of the ghastly parochialism of contemporary Hollywood. Everything from the Rest of the World has to be relocated to the Eastwood Mall, even if, as here, the story is so precisely of its time, place and mores that simply by moving it across the Atlantic the whole thing falls apart. Crank up Guinness on DVD. This version is horrible.
The Spectator, June 26th 2004
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FMCDH(BITS)
The mime-robot fight scene was worth the price of rental.
True, and the twin sister was a cutie.
This movie was pretty frickin funny, I was surprised!!! One character goes to a den of sexual pleasures, gets bound to a rack by hot chicks, then when giant creepy euroguys appear with heavy machinery he can't pronounce the safe word the hot chicks gave him because it's like "fahrvenabluegenheuven". Yeah, pretty much your typical National Lampoony stuff.
I've long suspected that those two are the same person.
LOL!
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