No! You're destroying the delicate balance of my reality and fantasy lives!
(Great heaving sobs coupled with the sound of star wars collectables falling over)
At http://www.tshirthell.com, they sell a T-shirt which says, "I'm the teenage girl you ****ed off in the chatroom with", obviously intended to be worn by some old guy, like this perhaps:
Warning, don't click the link if you're easily offended, that's one of their *milder* T-shirts.
