S. Korean Commando....Beheads Al-Zarqawi(Parody)

www.okjoa.com ^ | 06/26/04 | N/A

[TigerLikesRooster]

/begin my traslation

S. Korean Commando....Beheads Al-Zarqawi

Since that day, many volunteers came.. Able-bodied men were picked. Training started in an uninhabited island, near Inchon. Training was tough and hard.. Nobody quit, though. Probably nobody can quit. They all turned themselves into (lethal) weapons. They were their own weapon.. Can compete their mission under any extreme situations. Their training was finally over. They were sent to their mission. A few days later... The headline of the first newspaper says, 'Al-Zarqawi Found Beheaded', ' Islamic radical group, Monotheism and Jihad, wiped out' The headline of the second newspaper, 'The Last Words Of Al-Zarqawi, "I apologize to Kim Sun-il and S. Koreans"'

/end my translation

[TigerLikesRooster]

Ping!

[Khurkris]

kimchee bump

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #4

No, Inchon is in S. Korea, one hour subway ride from downtown Seoul.

[R. Scott]

That would make for some very realistic training!

[Criminal Number 18F]

I don't think anybody who hasn't seen the ROK special operations forces, Rangers and whatnot, in operation, has any idea how hard (and how metaphysical) their training is.

Many years ago I congratulated a friend on earning the ROK Ranger bage. It looks like the CIB, but with a big, ugly knife where the rifle would go, and ISTR its a different colour -- Red? Anyway, Kris, who was about as hard as snapping turtle lips, said, "aw, we had it easy compared to the Koreans. If you were an officer or American, you were exempt from the beatings...."

I promptly crossed the Korean Army off my things-to-do list...

This story is a nice fantasy, in some ways reminiscent of the stuff people did (cartoons, etc). while the US was waking-up after 9/11. It suggests that the Koreans, like any people who have seen a countryman wronged, thirst for justice. Was this in Korean media, or on someone's private web page?

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[Grampa Dave]

Bravo!

Thanks for posting this for us!

Apparently the PC's of Korea have been muted after the savage beheading of the young South Korean.

Lets turn all Iragi prisoners including the $oddomite over to our S Korean allies. Place them in charge of "asking" the Iraqi Islamofascists in prison to talk and confess.

Then, we can ship the Islamokazis held in Gitmo to the S Koreans to handle. Of course each Islamokazi will be given 30 minutes to tell all that he knows to try and convince the USA to keep them in Gitmo.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #6

Somebody posted it in a conservative Internet political forum in S. Korea.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #7,#9

Sorry. #9 is a reply to #7, not #6.)

[FBD]

thanks for the PING Dave!

Good article.
Check out this website when you get a chance.
Regards

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[Forgiven_Sinner]

I went to the web site and posted a comment. I suggest all Freepers who like this give the site a ping and post a comment. Economics works in S. Korea too.

By the way, the comment spot is quite clear. Just put an email address in the rightmost top box and you can post.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #12

They will appreciate your comment. Good for you!

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks for the post and translation, TigerLikesRooster !
And for the ping, Grampa !

bump !! bump !! bump !!

[donozark]

Very few Americans know that nearly 5K S. Koreans were KIA in Vietnam and 17K WIA. Fighting alongside us.

[dcwusmc]

So were the Aussies... though I don't have figures on their casualties....

[donozark]

Approx.500 KIA and 3K WIA.