Help me out here guys, I read this as a parody message ... are you telling me that this is really a troll? How then did "ZOT!" get in the title?
If the 'troll' posted the header just as it reads, I suspect that we have just been 'zotted' for having no sense of humor.
The moderators can change titles, and do.... on all ZOT threads. That's how they become zot threads. ;~D