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Liberal Hunting License - not funny (YES IT IS!)
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Posted on 06/23/2004 11:00:37 AM PDT by Legion04

Cape Cod is that part of Massachusetts that sticks out into the Atlantic ocean like an upraised, bent arm. (Map here.) It is separated from the mainland by the Cape Cod Canal. Transit choices include boat, airplane and the (most popular) car. If taking the car, you'll have to cross the canal on either the Bourne Bridge or the Sagamore Bridge. Both are four-lane (two each direction) bridges with narrow lanes. Consequently, they are the choke points for traffic traveling on and off Cape, as we say.

This causes traffic back-ups that often extend 5-10 miles from the bridges as tourists and vacationers try to reach the beaches. It's a real pain in the ass. As a joke, someone printed up bogus Cape Cod Canal Tunnel permits that look like official access passes to a mythical tunnel under the canal. Those were funny, before the joke wore off (they're ubiquitous now; unfunny). The joke played on the tension and the angst from traffic delays and skewered tourists who might actually look for the tunnel that doesn't exist.

After 9/11 and the start of the Afghan War, someone printed up bogus Terrorist Hunting permits. Those were funny, too, before they were everywhere. The joke played on the tension and the angst in America and on our need and right to attack those who would attack us.

Now someone has printed up these Liberal Hunting licenses. These are not funny.

Yes, politics can be funny. Yes, politics can be stressful. But nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bang; hunting; liberals; license; permit
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1 posted on 06/23/2004 11:00:38 AM PDT by Legion04
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To: Legion04

Ashamed my butt. Where do I get one and what is the bag limit?


2 posted on 06/23/2004 11:04:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Legion04

When I lived in Florida, my favorite bumper sticker said "Last tourist season - I bagged 3."


3 posted on 06/23/2004 11:06:44 AM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Legion04

4 posted on 06/23/2004 11:07:58 AM PDT by visagoth (If you think education is expensive - try ignorance)
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To: Legion04

What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.


5 posted on 06/23/2004 11:09:20 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Legion04

Well, it shouldn't be a problem.

No one will actually admit to the stigma of "Liberal" these days - they're all "progressive" now.


6 posted on 06/23/2004 11:09:57 AM PDT by babyface00
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To: Always Right
Terrorists know what they're doing.
7 posted on 06/23/2004 11:10:26 AM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Darksheare; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf; PhilDragoo

ping


8 posted on 06/23/2004 11:11:19 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Today, I'm one neuron short of a synapse. Tomorrow I'll ...)
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To: Legion04

I have hippy spit on my fender, he went down fightin' but I prevailed in the end.
Now he's stuffed and mounted on my wall in his most threatening 'cower' position.


9 posted on 06/23/2004 11:11:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (Never play croquet with a coquette.)
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To: Professional Engineer

Already here.
*chuckle*
See number 9.
"Come on in number 9, your time's up!"


10 posted on 06/23/2004 11:13:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Never play croquet with a coquette.)
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To: BykrBayb
Terrorists know what they're doing.

Thanks, I knew there had to be a difference. If you just put up quotes from terrorists and liberals, it would be impossible to distinguish who said what.

11 posted on 06/23/2004 11:13:07 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: babyface00
Of course, cancer and dementia are said to be 'progressive' at times.
12 posted on 06/23/2004 11:13:42 AM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: Legion04

They can spew hate and rhetoric all day, but as soon as the joke's on them, it's not funny anymore.


13 posted on 06/23/2004 11:13:57 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: Darksheare

The taxidermy bill is a bit high for that type of mounting. I usually just display the horns.


14 posted on 06/23/2004 11:14:58 AM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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not sure where to get one, I was looking but haven't had any luck...if anyone knows, please post the link!


15 posted on 06/23/2004 11:16:01 AM PDT by Legion04
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To: Legion04
Foreign terrorists are the evil you don't know. Liberals are the treasonous swine you do know. Either way, who could blame a patriot?
16 posted on 06/23/2004 11:16:28 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: Always Right

Terrorists take your head...and look for more. Liberals take your money... and expect more.


17 posted on 06/23/2004 11:17:42 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Is Clinton's book a "bone tome"?)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Answer: A liberal.


18 posted on 06/23/2004 11:17:43 AM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Legion04

It sure wouldn't be much of a sport and I doubt they would taste good


19 posted on 06/23/2004 11:18:09 AM PDT by Libertarianize the GOP (Ideas have consequences)
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To: BykrBayb
The taxidermy bill is a bit high for that type of mounting. I usually just display the horns.

You can mount those on a matchbox....
20 posted on 06/23/2004 11:18:20 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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