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DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers (Clinton said he did Flowers only once)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/22/2004 12:29:27 PM PDT by doug from upland

Scumbag has admitted to a moral mistake. Isn't that nice. Although everyone in Arkansas, including the lovely Mrs. Clinton, knew of the 12-year affair with Gennifer Flowers, he testified under oath to a one-timer with her. The sick, lying SOB will never change.

MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS --- WARNING...you will experience projectile vomiting when you click on the MIDI site

I was testifying...some think I was lying
What you get, friends, is just what you see
But there's people out there who will not believe me

I will bite my lip

Yes, I spent a few hours...with that gal named Flowers
And some of you might have heard her claim
She has said 12 years...shazam, I've been defamed
You won't trust her if you have even half a brain
And I had done Ms. Flowers just one time

I have a reputation...but here's an explanation
The damn right wing is doing it all
They came after me hard when they tore down The Wall

They say I'm narcissistic...they are so sadistic
I guess they don't know it is all about me
On their kneepads is where my interns ought to be
When they dream at night, it is my face they all see
And I had done Ms. Flowers just one time

Pay attention, everyone, it's about me
On their kneepads is where all of my interns should be
And I had done Ms. Flowers just one time


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clinton; flowers; liar; notfunny; perjurer; scumbag; sinkmaster
I really, really enjoy doing this to a Streisand song.
1 posted on 06/22/2004 12:29:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

It really depends on how you define one timer. It wasn't like he ever did her twice at a time.


2 posted on 06/22/2004 12:33:45 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right

If true, I'm sure that Hillary was comforted by the fact that it was only once. /sarcasm


3 posted on 06/22/2004 12:35:32 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (Didn't your father tell you that unnecessary excerpting will make you go blind?)
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To: doug from upland

Great!


4 posted on 06/22/2004 12:37:47 PM PDT by Lysander ( "Will the highways of the Internet become more few?" --GWB)
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To: doug from upland
"Clinton's own legal battle with independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr accounts for one of the book's more peculiar revelations. In his August 1998 grand jury testimony, Clinton said he began an inappropriate sexual relationship with Monica S. Lewinsky in "early 1996." His testimony, as was widely noted at the time, was in conflict with Lewinsky's story: She testified the relationship began on Nov. 15, 1995, in the midst of a government shutdown.

Starr's prosecutors, in their report to Congress, accused Clinton of lying about the date of their relationship in order to avoid admitting that he had sexual relations with an intern, as Lewinsky still was in the fall of 1995 before being hired for a paying job in the winter.

Without explanation, in his memoir Clinton departs from his grand jury testimony and corroborates her version: "During the government shutdown in late 1995, when very few people were allowed to come to work in the White House, and those who were there were working late, I'd had an inappropriate encounter with Monica Lewinsky and would do so again on other occasions between November and April, when she left the White House for the Pentagon."

Clinton aides yesterday said they could not explain the discrepancy, and his attorney, David Kendall, was traveling and did not return a call.
" Article here
5 posted on 06/22/2004 12:39:23 PM PDT by right wing
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To: right wing

He will never, never, never, never, never tell the truth.


6 posted on 06/22/2004 12:42:09 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

Yea and I'm the Easter Bunny

7 posted on 06/22/2004 12:42:30 PM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: right wing

Nice catch.


8 posted on 06/22/2004 12:43:36 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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To: Flashman_at_the_charge
Thanks, I just wish that some of the talking heads discussing his book would use it as ANOTHER example of his lying (under oath, I might add).

Bubba tells so many lies he can't keep up with them all. I'm surprised this wasn't caught before going to print. Very sloppy on his part. More ammo for us right wing conspirators, ya know.
9 posted on 06/22/2004 12:54:53 PM PDT by right wing
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To: right wing

Maybe it was a late night when he did that bit. Seriously though can you imagine any other President who would need to check his own memoirs in case they highlighted his perjury before a Grand Jury?


10 posted on 06/22/2004 1:03:21 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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To: Paul Atreides
x42i admitted "once" on Flowers, under oath.
11 posted on 06/22/2004 1:07:07 PM PDT by stylin19a (I'm not sure if my problem is speeling errors or tryping errors.)
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