"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."Oh, not that kind of RPG. Never mind...."Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
"This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
"What's the duration of this Fly spell?"
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