[TheSpottedOwl]

Paging President Bush, please pick up the white courtesy phone in the lobby...


Pretty sick.

[NewRomeTacitus]

The authorities should learn where the aliens worked and investigate those factories' hiring practices. They can then round up more aliens who turn up from those inquiries. Word spreads and self-deporations go up.

It's not that hard.

[primeval patriot]

Paging President Bush, please pick up the white courtesy phone in the lobby...

*crickets*