Ever since they banned my assault weapon, took away my right to withhold ID from a cop if he's got no good reason to know it, decided to spend billions of my tax money (under a republican administration), denied my right to fund commercials for a political cause 60 days before an election, decided it was okay to seize my property whether or not a drug crime was committed with it, and decided to force-screen me and my countrymen for mental illness.
Well, yeah, but apart from that, you've got nothing to bitch about, right?
C'mon, admit it!
Well, I gotta admit, they haven't quartered troops in my house!
Hold on, be right back. Doorbell.