Posted on 06/21/2004 3:41:27 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
John Kerry Asks for French Help in Surrendering to Al-Qaeda 6/21/2004 - William Grim
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Paris - Democrat presidential candidate John F. Kerry said yesterday that if elected President he will ask France to help the United States surrender to Al-Qaeda.
“The French have a glorious tradition of giving up whenever the going gets tough,” said Senator Kerry. “The French are so wonderfully unprincipled, unlike most Americans. A Frenchman would rather stab his grandmother in the back rather than do the right thing. As President, I want America to follow France’s lead and become completely spineless, craven, duplicitous and morally bankrupt.”
Sheikh Muhammed Abdul al-Farabi, Kerry’s domestic chief policy advisor, told Broken Newz this morning that with French help the United States could unconditionally surrender to Al-Qaeda within 24 hours of Kerry’s inauguration. “With the French standing beside us,” said Mr. Al-Farabi, “We could have the Federal government replaced by an Islamic republic adhering to Sharia law by the end of January 2005. Of course, being good liberals, we would give all of the Jews and Christians two months to convert to Islam before we started beheading them.”
Or how about this headline:
"Terrorists detonate a-bomb in Manhattan, Kerry to confer with Chirac"
Time to invest in taxi companies, or buy some yellow paint.
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