Posted on 06/20/2004 5:51:15 PM PDT by doug from upland
Oh, Danny Boy, there's something dripping down your chin
Oh, yuck, it looks like it is DNA
Is Billy Jeff pouring a glass of Kool-Aid
Drink up and it will be a Clinton day
Oh, Danny Boy, you should have really mailed in it
The Clinton song is what you've always sung
It's obvious your huevos aren't impressing us
They're smaller than the ones possessed by Connie Chung
Oh, Danny Boy, reporters claim to seek the truth
With just one question why can't you be bold
We won't expect good journalism will prevail
Because you're wearing kneepads made of gold
Oh, Danny Boy, you should have really mailed in it
The Clinton song is what you've always sung
It's obvious your huevos aren't impressing us
They're smaller than the ones possessed by Connie Chung
They're smaller than the ones possessed by Connie Chung
bttt
CBS News is the Completely BS News, anchored by Ida Rather Not Tell The Truth (aka Dan Rather's identical twin sister).
BTW, Rather should take some penicillin for his gonoccocal sore throat.
I guess I'll take that as good news.
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