Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)

Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

[King David]

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")

[wmichgrad]

Raise your hand if you care.





That's what I thought.

[kdmhcdcfld]

...or Coco.

[Just mythoughts]

"Since Bablyon was in what is now modern-day Iraq, maybe she's got the hots for Saddam Hussein."


Nah, he was found in a "pit", she is awaiting the next "King of Bablyon".

[Mr. Thorne]

Believe it or not, it is a term used to describe the Blessed Virgin.

Which means she shoulda changed her name a looooong time ago!

(What was the harlot's name in Jericho? Rahab? Something like that?)

[null and void]

Just mythoughts "Queen of Babylon???" ~ Just mythoughts

More like the "Whore of Babylon"...

[sandbar]

>Unfortunately, "Moon Unit" and "Dweeble" have already been >taken.

I think it's Dweezle. Not that it matters, they are both ridiculous names.

[Truth666]

"I think Madonna is her birth name - Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone."
That's part of the engineering I'm talking about. That hoax is very simple to uncover - in 1958 it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna".

[Lockbar]

I like "Ether" better.

[babaloo999]

Esther Blodgett?

[Just mythoughts]

Just mythoughts "Queen of Babylon???" ~ Just mythoughts


"More like the "Whore of Babylon"


Ah, reading mythoughts!!!! LOL

[evets]

Anna Nicole Smith lost 60 pounds!

... oh I'm sorry, what were you saying about Madonna?

[Hanging Chad]

In the same vein as "Prince" went he became "The Artist",
Maybe she should be referred to as:
"The slut formerly known as Madonna"
Or just "The Slut" for short.

[OldFriend]

Who cares?

[marty60]

Plastic surgery does wonders to make every hollyweird personality look exactly the same.

[null and void]

Yes. They're not just your thoughts...

[Hemingway's Ghost]

"Esther is MY name, sucka, and ain't know cheap FLOOZY gonna go 'round RUININ IT fo' me. A-MEN, sistas."

[Lady Eileen]

Pop Culture is so boring.

[Truth666]

BTW, one of the main roles that those people that engineered Madonna gave her was the same that the Clintons played.
Anyone have a guess ?

[EggsAckley]

in 1958 it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna".

Huh?