The remark was intended on the general dearth of mature, intelligent, and attractive conservative women in my general area, not a self-deprecating shot at my sex life...but seeing as how I am only 20 and still in school, I have the rest of my life to meet these women. (sigh...)
Hint, you can often meet them at church.
Here's some strange advice. I don't know if it's just my dojo, but I live in one of the nation's most liberal areas, but my karate class is full of conservative Christians. And there aren't many unattractive martial arts people, male or female. I think it has something to do with how liberals are trained to be VICTIMS, whereas martial arts train you how to NOT to be a victim.