As the South-Eastern representative of the Conservative Dumpy Middle Aged White Guy sect of the Vast-Right-Wing-Conspiracy, it is my duty to inform all sector members that the jig is up. Janet is onto us. We'll just have to scrap our plans and start over again. This time, we'll have to set our sights on a lower objective than breasts...
We were hoping that project nipple ring would not be found out. You have served the country well south-eastern rep. Please follow the instructions for our new mission after the Victoria's Secret show. Over and out. :)
Maybe the college president who yesterday claimed that the C-word is a term of endearment might just take you up on your offer and blame it on the VRWC for blowing her comment out of proportion.
-PJ