Used and abused (Janet Jackson Claims Conservative Plot Caused Uproar)

msnbc.com ^ | June 16, 2004

[LadyShallott]

We were hoping that project nipple ring would not be found out. You have served the country well south-eastern rep. Please follow the instructions for our new mission after the Victoria's Secret show. Over and out. :)

[bondjamesbond]

Should we now start calling the Vast Right T!t Conspiracy?!?

[Caipirabob]

LOL! Sometimes you just have to laugh at these lefties...

[Liberatio]

Earth to Janet, it was a democrat member of the FCC who started this censorship trend.

[mict42]

A rocket scientist you are not, my dear.

[bad company]

This is too funny. It's George Bushs' fault. That one brought me to tears.....Too funny.

[paws_and_whiskers]

The singer who brought us Nipplegate feels that she’s the victim of “a plot by conservative forces” in the U.S. according to the Sunday Express of London.

She got caught in her own booby trap.

[subterfuge]

Don't post that crap please. Its disgusting.

[Yo-Yo]

From the insane uproar it caused, it's obvious that she has the most powerful boob in the entire universe.

Reminds me of the scene in the Woody Allen movie Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* But Were Afraid To Ask where a mad scientist creates a 50 foot tall boob! ("Are you sure there's only one? They usually come in pairs...")

[Badeye]

Lets see....a woman known primarily for being the sibling of our generations Howard Hughs, known for being "frigid", known for being rude, known for being dumber than your average broken light bulb....wants to blame others for her mistake?

Puleese. She keeps dragging it back up into the light because her "career" is on the skids.

Here's a suggestion, Janet. Have another round of cosmetic surgery.....

[Constitution Day]

Tourist guy says: "You'll put your eye out, kid!!"

[Toespi]

Could it just be about normal people wanting some decency and integrity in their lives and saying we have had enough?

[freepy smurf]

Why is it anything we do as a group is called a plot or a conspiracy but anything they do is a movement or an alliance?

[ken5050]

Janet, Michael, Germaine, LaToya, Tito..listent, it almost, but not quite, makes me rethink my oppostition to abortion ( just joking)...but gee, mama could have had her tubes tied..the world would be such a better place..

[cyborg]

Where's Justin Timberlake? He got off pretty easy but it seems he's now dangerously skirting the category of 'has been'

[Redcloak]

I didn't get that memo. How did we (The VRWC) manage to trick Janet into floppin' that antique hooter out onto the stage?

[LadyShallott]

Liberals, in general, dont know how to handle the views of a majority. They hold onto the views of a minority. To make the cause seem bigger and more important they grasp at straws and often times promote the same narrow minded hatred that they claim to reject. You cannot judge anyone, unless you are a liberal. You cannot make mistake, unless you are a liberal. Conservatives are forbidden to say anything about God in the media, that's the liberal right it seems. With the grand label attached (like you pointed out)they can call it a "movement". There is no responsible debate. Its all about what someone else can take responsibility for. I think it's a movement straight into hell. I am proud to be a conservative. And I am glad that we are all here on FR in alliance. :)

[smiley]

well, well, well...taking a page from the Clinton play book I see.....give us a break...

[FrankR]

It's not a good year for the ol' Jackson family...

The only two times I've seen any of Janet's act, I've never thought her to be anything other than a female knock off of Michael.

She probably had to show that boob to prove they are not the same person...then again, you NEVER see them in the same place at the same time, and Michael has had a lot of plastic surgery.....hummmmmmmm?

[AmericanChef]

If it's so acceptable, Janet, why don't you try it again?