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'Blow-up' sheep forces insurance brokers to move office
Webindia123.com ^ | June 14, 2004 | Unknown

Posted on 06/15/2004 11:27:54 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666

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To: bad company
hot pickled cauliflower

Yikes, that's going to leave a mark.

61 posted on 06/15/2004 12:40:29 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: Ignatz

Is that pic from Barney Frank's personal collection?


62 posted on 06/15/2004 12:41:25 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
A sheep?!?!?! That's just disgusting! Pig sex, however, is some of the best love out there

You lousy anti-sheep bigot.

We're here, we're queer. Get used to it.

63 posted on 06/15/2004 12:42:31 PM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: gathersnomoss
Sis, boom, bah.

Funniest Karnak ever! For those who didn't see it, Johnny Carson put on a turban and became Karnak the Magnificent, a fortune teller who could determine the answers to questions sealed in envelopes. So he puts the envelope against his head and says "The answer is...Sis Boom Bah." Then he opens the envelope and reads the question. "The question is: Describe the sound of a sheep exploding."
64 posted on 06/15/2004 12:42:44 PM PDT by Tarantulas
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

65 posted on 06/15/2004 12:44:08 PM PDT by Slicksadick (He's French. His hairdresser also grooms poodles. He's a rich woman's pet. That cover's it)
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To: Constitution Day

Can you imagine the outrage of this peeping lawyer if the guy had a 'Real Doll' mannequin in the room with him?


66 posted on 06/15/2004 12:46:38 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: Constitution Day

Can you imagine the outrage of this peeping lawyer if the guy had a 'Real Doll' mannequin in the room with him?


67 posted on 06/15/2004 12:46:42 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: kjam22

Or just quietly deflate his lover with a pellet gun...


68 posted on 06/15/2004 12:46:45 PM PDT by DB (©)
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To: Vigilantcitizen
A business couple is moving their office from its current location because a neighbour embarrasses their staff by pretending to have sex with a blow-up sheep and pig.

I'll let the pro's handle this one

I just read 75 posts, the pros are out in force.

ROTFLMAO!

69 posted on 06/15/2004 12:47:02 PM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Part of the Reagan legacy is to re-elect G.W. Bush))
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70 posted on 06/15/2004 12:48:35 PM PDT by Slicksadick (He's French. His hairdresser also grooms poodles. He's a rich woman's pet. That cover's it)
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To: Nov3
That is hilarious. Classic!

I heard stories about an artist (Andy Warhol crowd, in a 15 minute movie, etc) whose "friend" used to get oral
satisfaction from a dog in front of a front window that was on the main drag in town. This is a summer community, and just
about all dozen or so shops are on that "block" length main street.

71 posted on 06/15/2004 12:49:19 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: MHGinTN

Whoa. Yeah, that would raise some, ah, eyebrows.


72 posted on 06/15/2004 12:49:38 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: Tarantulas

Thanks for setting that one up. I recall watching that one while I was in high screwal.


73 posted on 06/15/2004 12:50:15 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: Tarantulas
Johnny Carson put on a turban and...

No way he could get away w/that today and not have the PC policy in an uproar.

74 posted on 06/15/2004 12:52:02 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
Can you imagine how I felt watching them doing insurance business swindling people and bilking little old ladies while I'm just trying to have a morning shag with my inflatable pig and sheep?!

It was disgusting!

--Stefan H.

75 posted on 06/15/2004 12:52:14 PM PDT by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

....something to do with a "pig & a poke" I guess.


76 posted on 06/15/2004 12:52:22 PM PDT by patriot_wes
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To: lowbridge
You lousy anti-sheep bigot.
 
Just because I don't own any wool that makes me a mutton hater?  You, sir, reek of lanolin.
 
BTW- you're well on your way to becoming a web legened with that scamming the scammer site you've got.  Probably the greatest thing I've seen this year!  WIDELY distributed!
Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

77 posted on 06/15/2004 12:53:09 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (Meat, it's what you're made of.)
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To: lowbridge
We're here, we're queer. Get used to it.

No, it's "We're here, we're steer. Get ewe'sd to it."

78 posted on 06/15/2004 12:53:57 PM PDT by justanotherfreeper
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

This is just for research ofcourse, but does anyone have an address to order one of those pigs?


79 posted on 06/15/2004 12:57:45 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: ErnBatavia

,,, I bet the judge is the blow up pig on his days off.


80 posted on 06/15/2004 1:18:31 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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