Thank goodness somebody out there is fighting the noble battles against this rampant peanut-ism which, even as we speak, is tearing at the delicate moral fabric of our society. The bastard legacy of George Washington Carver is an imminent threat to the well-being and livelihood of tens and possibly even hundreds of people. Can the crunchy menace be stopped? Thanks to the efforts of people like these, commonfolk like myself have been given new hope in the battle against peanut related allergies.
My new band will be called George Washington Carver and the Bastard Legacy Peanuts.