I'M ONE VERY 'SEXY' SENIOR (Teresa Heinz Kerry thinks she's hot stuff)

NY POST ^ | June 15, 2004 | DEBORAH ORIN

[Liz]

BETTER LIVING THROUGH BOTOX: Teresa Heinz Kerry, an admitted fan of Botox injections, claims, "I've got a lot of life inside." - Victoria Will

WASHINGTON —John Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, touts herself as "sexy" and "cheeky" in an interview being broadcast tonight.

"I'm cheeky, I'm sexy, whatever. You know, I've got a lot of life inside," the 65-year-old first-lady wannabe says with a giggle in an interview with CBS News.

When CBS correspondent Byron Pitts tells her that not many women her age say they're sexy, she quips, "How many of that age have you asked?"

Her comments were sparked by her husband's description of her as "saucy, sexy, brilliant."

Mrs. Kerry has spoken publicly of her fondness for Botox injections to smooth her wrinkles, a revelation that fueled rumors that her husband, 60, had used Botox, too. He denied it.

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[mass55th]

A thorn between a bouqet of roses!

[STEAMER]

I can't wait for fly-over country to get a full dose of Ms. Flying Squirrel. That will be the tipping point for many people.</p>

[bray]

She must be believing what Yaaaaawn is saying while he is filing her corns????

Pray for W and Our Awesome Troops

[mtntop3]

The last I heard, Mrs. Heinz was still officially, by name, Mrs. Heinz - not Mrs. Kerry. Has this changed? Hardly sexy but quite cheeky, indeed - as revealed not long ago in a back shot of her waddling up the steps to her (not their) aircraft. Such aberrations would not be noticed if compensated for in heart and soul, which distinctly isn't the case at least at this stage of her life...

[petercooper]

yikes!

[TET1968]

"She must have one of those mirrors found in fairy tales that tell her she's the fairest of them all."

It's a special, very expensive mirror, custom made by YES, a small circus equipment supplier in Sarasota noted for it's fun house mirrors manufactured around the turn of the century.

What makes this mirror special is it's ability to hide all facial hairs.

[ZULU]

She's as sexy as a female pug dog in heat.

[exile]

There isn't enough beer in the universe to make this sack of crap look human, let alone sexy.

[Helms]

Heinz Kerry: "I'm cheeky, I'm sexy, whatever. You know, I've got a lot of life inside"

S.F.: Your dreams are helping to unlock your subconscious. Tell me more:

[dirtboy]

I hate to break it to ya, Te-re-sa, but JohnFffinKerry didn't marry you for your looks. Plus, every time he touches you, you look like someone just stuffed some raw calamari down your underwear.

[isom35]

maybe 30+ years ago

[New Perspective]

[conservativeammom]

Well....Well....Well, I believe we have a winner!!!


Congrats Pookie...ya nailed it......Hee-Hee

[Mr. Mojo]

Not even close to being MILF material.

[Polybius]

......her husband's description of her as "saucy, sexy, brilliant."

[paws_and_whiskers]

[AD from SpringBay]

I'd have to be pretty hard up to think that she was sexy.

Would a few billion dollars change your eyesight?

[Ditto]

I learned as a kid that the really tough guys didn't need to talk about how tough they were. It was just the punks who braged about how 'bad' they were.

My conclusion on H-K finding it necessary to talk about being 'sexy' is that she's probably the opposite.

[sphinx]

We had the Clinton's. We had Gore and The Kiss. Now we have 60+ dems talking about how sexy they are. Jerry Springer is accepted as a serious dem, and the DNC has a semi-official house pornographer in Larry Flynt.

At the rate we're going, 'rat candidates will be doing porn videos as campaign ads within 20 years.

[najida]

Hey!
Don't forget Ann-Margaret (now 63)