Black XXVIII: "Dutch's Home!!"

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

The Who's "Gettin' In Tune"

I'm singing this note 'cause it fits in well
With the chords I'm playing
I can't pretend there's any meaning here
Or in the things I'm saying

But I'm in tune
Right in tune
I'm in tune
And I'm gonna tune
Right in on you
Right in on you
Right in on you

I get a little tired of having to say
"Do you come here often?"
But when I look in your eyes and see the harmonies
And the heartaches soften

I'm getting in tune
Right in tune
I'm in tune
And I'm gonna tune
Right in on you (right in on you)
Right in on you (right in on you)
Right in on you

I've got it all here in my head
There's nothing more needs to be said
I'm just bangin' on my old piano
I'm getting in tune with the straight and narrow
(Getting in tune with the straight and narrow)
Getting in tune with the straight and narrow
(Getting in tune with the straight and narrow)
Yeah, I'm getting in tune with the straight and narrow
(Getting in tune with the straight and narrow)

I'm singing this note 'cause it fits in well
With the way I'm feeling
There's a symphony that I hear in your heart
Sets my head a-reeling

But I'm in tune
Right in tune
I'm in tune
And I'm gonna tune
Right in on you (right in on you)
Right in on you (right in on you)
Right in on you

Baby, with you
Baby, with you
Baby, with you
Baby, with you
Baby, with you

I've got it all here in my head
There's nothing more needs to be said
I'm just bangin' on my old piano
I'm getting in tune with the straight and narrow

Getting in tune with the straight and narrow [repeat]

Pre...MUD

"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!!
Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!

Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATS're FOOLS!!
Fight DemRAT FOOLS!!
Smite Bill Klintoon!!

Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say...
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell...
And RATS' Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom is appealing!!

Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATS' fools!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Fools!!...
Nation, we're YOU!!

Mudboy Slim

The Right's "Goin' Mobile!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Goin' Mobile")

Right's comin' home...the Left just better be gone...
Right's goin' mobile!!
Yes, Right's gonna fight fer home...and we'll FReep Hanoi John!!
Goin' mobile!!
FReep the Foolish!!

Voters, join our Righteous herd...
Right shall fight, yes, we'll be BOLD!!
'Cuz the Left's Vile!!
RATS can't stop our DeeCee FReeps...
We stalk, we're FReepers on the beat!!
We've got mo' style!!
Left is LOSIN"...unh hunh!!

We don't wear hoods...or wreck the City...
It's all legal, you see...
'Cuz Amer'ca's FRee...the world's our home...
'Cuz we're mobile!!

Wahoo!! FReep!! FReep!!

Screw DemRATS' machine...slay Big Guv'ment schemes...
'Cuz the Left's vile!!
We liberate our FRiends...FReep 'til all Tyrants are DEAD!!
FReedom's in style...RATS are losin'!!

Right can't lose this...RATS are shifty...
FReepin's groovy...Justice fer Slick Willie!!

Come on, FReep now...groovy...FReepin's groovy...yeah!!

FReepin's groovy, groovy, groovy, yeah...
Whup the Left!!
Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!!

FReepers care 'bout Devolution...Right's got Devolution FRenzy...
That's OUR solution...
Watch the police and the taxman kiss me...
Right's in style!!
Oooooh, yeah, FReep!!

Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

Rolling Stones' "BROWN SUGAR"

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good
Brown sugar just like a young girl should- ah hum oh..
Woo!

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now - yeah!

Ah, get it on brown sugar, how come you taste so good, babe?
Ah, got me feelin' now for brown sugar, just like a black girl should yeah

Now I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all here boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You shoulda heard me just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, babe?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
How come you...how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
Just like a...just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!

Pre...MUD

The Rolling Stones' "DEAD FLOWERS"

Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair
Talkin' to some rich folk that you know
Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company
Well, you know I could never be alone

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

Well when you're sitting back in your rose pink Cadillac
Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
Ah, I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon
And another girl can take my pain away

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave - yeah!

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the U.S. Mail
Say it with dead flowers in my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
No, I won't forget to put roses on your grave

Pre...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

"Reagan’s Freedom Revolution"

Dick Armey looks at the impact of Ronald Reagan on American politics.
This piece is adapted from a speech delivered on December 9, 2003 at the Reagan Presidential Library by Dick Armey, the former U.S. House Majority Leader and current Chairman of Citizens for a Sound Economy (CSE). It appeared as an opinion editorial in the New York Sun.

"Looking back at the Goldwater campaign in 1964, there’s one thing that truly stands out in memory: Ronald Reagan’s “A Time for Choosing” speech. I dare say that was a speech unlike any we’ve heard before or since. What an awakening it was to so many of us! We asked, who is this guy? Who’s this actor and makes so much sense? Who is this Republican conservative who is so eloquent in the way he presents our ideas? How many of you were captivated by Ronald Reagan in 1964? I know I was…still that speech has never left my memory nor the moment, the stirring in my heart.

You see, Ronald Reagan actually revealed to us in 1964 something it took us years to understand: he knew something better than most of us. He knew the goodness of the American people and he had the decency to respect it. And we never really fully comprehended that about him until years later. In the 1960s, economic stagflation grew worse and totally baffled President Johnson. Nixon, too, was completely baffled by it and actually resorted to such things as mandatory government price controls, giving up on whom we are as Americans in order to try to fight inflation. Gerald Ford resorted to a button. Remember that? “Whip inflation now.” We used to turn it over and call it, “No instant miracles.” By the time Jimmy Carter came along it was horrible. Remember the days of malaise? Remember how desperate we were? I’ll never forget the nightmare of the American economy in the 1970’s after all those years of people either not having the understanding nor having the courage to deal with it, and the problem getting worse. It finally got so bad in the 70’s that Jimmy Carter had no explanation except to face the American people and say, “The problem is you, Ladies and Gentlemen you have a malaise.”

In the 70’s, we despaired. I remember coming home from teaching late at night listening to Jimmy Carter give that “Days of Malaise” speech, parking my car in the driveway, sitting there listening to it, and I felt like that old song, “Is that all there is?” You know we worked all our life, we dreamed, we hoped, we prayed, we tried everything we could. Is this all we have? Is it just this malaise? And then Ronald Reagan came back onto center stage for most of us.

Well, of course as you know, he was elected, in 1980. What a marvelous opportunity for America! Boy, what a day that was for me to remember! To think that a man that conservative could be elected president in America today, what a reprieve from all the years of despair that I felt in the aftermath of the Goldwater defeat. And, it was marvelous. I remember I had a bounce in my step and I was feeling good.

We watched Ronald Reagan and learned from him—freedom works. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ronald Reagan’s first two years in office was a miracle, an economic miracle. He changed President Ford’s model. Instead of “Whip inflation now,” he said, “Let’s whip inflation first.” Ronald Reagan knew the road from malaise to prosperity would be painful but he had the courage to travel it. And it was painful. Some of you all remember the elections of 1982. Still, during that time he did pass his first budget and get his first tax reductions in place in order to restore economic growth and job creation. He demonstrated the courage and the foresight that distinguishes his presidency forever. Yet it was not understood and appreciated, even by his friends at the time.

Do you remember the panic that set across the conservative and Republican field after the elections of 1982? We lost a few senators. I guess we lost the Senate. There was a panic. Yet, Ronald Reagan knew what he knew. He did not doubt. He did not wallow around in self-reservation or reconsideration. He understood what would work and he committed to it. And in all that panic in the aftermath of the 1982 elections, he was the one man who, more than at any other time in our lifetime, exemplified the idea of courage of your convictions. Ronald Reagan with one simple phrase, “Stay the course” faced the panic and steadied Congress and the nation.

What an inspiration it was to so many of us that he would dare to say, “Stay the course.” People were falling around him and people were wilting from him, people were denouncing him, and distancing from him. And he never wavered in his courage of his commitment to the ideas that he knew would work. And what did he give us? He gave us a resurrection of the American economy.

Especially in his second term, Ronald Reagan took the lessons of freedom that he had applied to the economy and which had given us prosperity and applied them to foreign policy and the Soviet Empire. Consider what Ronald Reagan did when he saw the Berlin Wall. He said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!” That assertion of liberty by Ronald Reagan may have been the strongest moment in the life of at least a generation of Eastern Europeans. This one statement gave them the strongest evidence that there was hope for liberty.

Again, Ronald Reagan had the courage. Do you know that statement was put into the speech by Ronald Reagan, taken out of the speech by his advisors, put into the speech again by Ronald Reagan, and taken out of the speech again by his advisors? They thought they had him. In the plane he put it back in the speech, himself, in his own handwriting. What was needed was the conviction to rise above the bad advice of people that didn’t have the strength to dare and the will to care. And so he did."

FReegards...MUD

"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")

Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!

The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!

I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!

There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!

Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"

We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!

You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!

FReegards...MUD (06/27/2004)

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