Black XXVIII: "Dutch's Home!!"

The Reagan Revolution!! ^ | Mudboy Slim

[MeekOneGOP]

Yep ! Great post there.

I think he also said this:

[Mudboy Slim]

"I did attend the funeral procession to bid farewell to President Reagan."

Good fer you, my FRiend...after I told them about my trip, my parents are kickin' themselves fer not attending.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ronaldus Magnus, aka "The Great Liberator!!": "We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."

As soon as Dubyuh acknowledges this Undeniable Truth and acts accordingly, he will have my 100% support...and my vote.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

TRUE!

!!!!!!!

free dixie,sw

[SamFromSC]

Well, if I wasn't going to vote for Kerry already, I'd probably vote for Dave Barry.

DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT IN 200004

"It's Time We Demanded Less"

Every now and then, America produces a great leader -- a person of vision, courage, and integrity. Until that leader shows up, why not elect Dave Barry as our president?

"Why am I running? For the same historic reason that motivated other top-quality U.S. presidential timbers such as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill: All the other candidates are goobers." - Dave Barry

Dave Barry agrees with you 100 percent on all the issues. But bear in mind that just because Dave Barry has previously stated a view, that does not automatically mean that he agrees with it.

WHERE DAVE BARRY STANDS ON….

CRIME
You can call me courageous if you want, but I am against crime. I favor the death penalty for everything, including zoning violations. In the case of really, really bad criminals -- especially murderers and whoever is responsible for putting Jerry Springer on television -- I support a massive government project to develop a way to bring them back to life after we execute them, so we can execute them again.

TAXES
A lot of my opponents have been going around spouting harebrained "pie-in-the-sky" tax schemes that promise "something for nothing." Well I say it's time for a "reality check." I favor a practical, fiscally sound, two-pronged "flat-tax" system, as follows:
PRONG ONE -- Everybody would pay less.
PRONG TWO -- You, personally, would pay nothing.

SOCIAL SECURITY
You hear a lot of talk these days about how the government cannot afford to keep giving more and more billions of dollars in Medicare and Social Security benefits to the elderly, especially to the wealthy, golf-playing, boat-owning, Lincoln-driving, mansion-dwelling, servant-lashing elderly. Well, here's what I say: I personally am well on my way to elderlyhood, and if I'm going to suffer from joint pain, gum disease, vision loss, irregularity, bladder malfunction, prostate disorders, hemorrhoidal swelling and an inexplicable fondness for reruns of "Murder, She Wrote," then by gosh I WANT MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

DRUGS
I admit that, back in the Sixties when everybody was doing it, I may have stuck a few syringes in my arm. But I never pushed the plunger.

STANDARDIZED NATIONAL EDUCATIONAL TESTS
I believe that American schoolchildren should be given standardized national educational tests, and I will tell you exactly why: Because I am not a schoolchild. I am strongly in favor of things that I, personally, do not have to do. Childbirth is another example.

HEALTH CARE
As an older male American, I believe that our Number One health-care priority, as a nation, must be to make the medical profession find some way to get to the prostate gland other than the way they're getting to it now.

FOREIGN POLICY
I am sick and tired of watching the United States get pushed around by dirtbag nations such as Iraq. If I were president, and Saddam Hussein gave me any trouble, I would unleash the ultimate weapon on him. That's right: I would have a bomber fly right over downtown Baghdad, open the bomb doors, and drop: lawyers. If that didn't paralyze Iraq, I would drop more lawyers; and if THAT didn't work, I would put parachutes on the lawyers.

SEX IN THE OVAL OFFICE
The Oval Office is a sacred shrine of our great republic, and it is just plain wrong for the president to have sex there. He should go out on the lawn.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I admit that, back in the Sixties when everybody was doing it, I may have stuck a few syringes in my arm. But I never pushed the plunger."

Heh heh heh...hey, did you hear the warm welcome Dubyuh gave the ex-Rapist-in-Chief at the White House in honor of the unveiling of he and the HildaBeast's official portraits?! My gawd, I couldda never have been so generous to that lowlife bottom-feeders!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"TRUE!"

Yep...you don't haveta look any further than their support fer the murderous thug Castro, or the murderous thug Damiel Ortega. Dem RATS love to impose their will on folks and support those who openly oppress their fellow citizens!!

RATS are either EVIL or STOOOOPID...MUD

[FBD]

Agenda of Islam - War Between Civilizations

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Greatest!!"

"On June 6, 2004, America lost President Ronald Reagan. There was no greater president in the twentieth century than Ronald Reagan. He personified patriotism and all that America stood for. He conquered the Soviet Union, crushing the “Evil Empire,” and loosening the communist jaws on the European continent without firing a single shot. He battled Russia, making critical strategic moves without launching a single missile or invading a single country. President Reagan’s policies allowed America to flourish while overcoming an enemy bent on taking over the world."

Great job, writer...I share yer sentiments regarding The Great Liberator!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the essence of Islam. Islam was born with the idea that it should rule the world. Let's look, then, at the difference between these three religions. Judaism speaks about national salvation — namely that at the end of the story, when the world becomes a better place, Israel will be in its own land, ruled by its own king and serving God. Christianity speaks about the idea that every single person in the world can be saved from his sins, while Islam speaks about ruling the world. I can quote here in Arabic, but there is no point in quoting Arabic, so let me quote a verse in English. "Allah sent Mohammed with the true religion so that it should rule over all the religions.

"The idea, then, is not that the whole world would become a Moslem world at this time, but that the whole world would be subdued under the rule of Islam. When the Islamic empire was established in 634 AD, within seven years — 640 AD — the core of the empire was created. The rules that were taken from the Koran and from the tradition that was ascribed to the prophet Mohammed, were translated into a real legal system. Jews and Christians could live under Islam provided they paid poll tax and accepted Islamic superiority. Of course, they had to be humiliated. And Jews and Christians living under Islam are humiliated to this very day."

Thanks fer the link, my FRiend...I'm glad you've decided to postpone yer self-imposed sabbatical from FR.com...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Woodstock II" (The RightWing Version)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's smolderin'...
DemonRATS're the Party of Fear!!
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...YEAH!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

[Mudboy Slim]

Transcript from Rush's show regarding El Rushbo meeting Gorbachev...

"RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Trumpet fanfare. It signals, it's time for an update. [Playing of Gorbasm update theme.] Ladies and gentlemen, I had the high honor and distinct privilege of attending George W. Bush 41's 80th birthday party Saturday night in Houston. It was at Minute Maid Park, the home of the Houston Astros, about 5,000 people there scattered in different layers of the stadium. I, of course, was in the Diamond Club, which is where the performing celebrities -- I was there as a civilian. I was not there working. I was just there as an invited guest, had just a fabulous time, ladies and gentlemen.

But I wish to tell you today that I, your host, El Rushbo, had my own and my first personal Gorbasm. All of the eulogists at the national funeral for Ronald Reagan, other than Margaret Thatcher, were in attendance including Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev, with whom I ended up in two pictures. One of these pictures, our arms around each other. I was told he asked for it by James Baker, former everything, secretary of state, secretary of treasury under Reagan, chief of staff under Reagan. Gorbachev had his translator, who introduced me by saying "Roosht Limbaugh." Gorbachev reacted to me the way I once saw him react when he met David Rockefeller. I did. There was a big thing at the UN, and I saw Rockefeller was in the reception line and Gorbachev got up there and when they told him who he was, his eyes widened and got real big and excited.

It was a fun and I'm waiting on a picture of this. Larry King was there. He was the master of ceremonies. I walked up and said, "Hey, Lar, what's shaking? You are kicking butt, Lar!" He put his arm around me and....well, everybody loves everybody at this. He introduced me his wife, Shawn. He told me some interesting things about her. She told me some interesting things about him. He asked me to come on his show to talk about my cochlear implant. I said, "I'll get back to you." (Laughing.) The Oak Ridge Boys were there. They were constant visitors to my TV show. They were there, hadn't seen them a while. Larry Gatlin, Vince Gill and Amy Grant. I walked up and said, "Hey, baby, baby," to her. Crystal Gayle. Probably the most interesting and longest conversation I had of the evening was Brian Mulroney, the former prime minister of Canada and one of the great eulogists of Ronald Reagan. Mary Matalin was there. I spoke with Vice President Dick Cheney, Bob Mosbacher, both presidents 43 and 41 were there. Jack Kemp and his wife Joanna, a little conversation with them.

But Larry King had his whole entourage there. The people that snapped the picture were producers of Larry King's program and I gave my e-mail address, the picture of Gorbachev. I gave my e-mail address and I said, "Send this to me," and they said, "Don't worry. We'll be glad to." In fact, one of them was a 27-year-old young woman who's working at CNN, just getting started when she said that she grew up listening to me in New Jersey. Her name was Eleanor, forget her last name. I said, "What are you doing working on the Larry King show?" She said, "It's a start." (Laughing.) Oh, she didn't say that! I don't want to get her in trouble. She was very excited to be there. So I'm still waiting on the e-mail delivery of the picture that was taken. It's digital. As soon as I get it, we'll be able to post it on the website. No, I didn't say evil empire. I didn't pull a Margaret Thatcher. I did not say evil empire. I almost thought about asking Mary Matalin for some lipstick to put a birthmark on my head, but I didn't. I played it straight. I was a model of decorum at this event.

At any rate, so that's that. As soon as I get the picture, and I made 'em read that e-mail address back to me, because I wrote it down plain and simple as I could so they could get it right, and they said it would be to me sometime today. One way or another we'll get this. There was also a still photographer there taking pictures for Gorbachev and I'll get one of those at some point, too. So regardless -- I just couldn't hold back. I was going to wait until I got the picture to tell you the story, but I couldn't hold back. I had my own personal Gorbasm Saturday night, folks!

Go Rush Go...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Gibbs Recalls the Gipper!!"

"Gibbs was originally hired by the Redskins the same year Ronald Reagan started his two-term presidency from 1981 to 1989. Gibbs, who visited the White House after guiding the Redskins to the 1983 Super Bowl, recalled talking football with Reagan in the hallway leading to the Rose Garden.

"He said, ' I played football, you know,' " Gibbs said yesterday, doing a slight Reagan impersonation. "And I said, 'Yes, sir.' And he said, 'You know I played guard.' I said, 'Guard.' He said, ' I still sign a lot of things with the number 33.' I think that's the number he said."

Thirty-three...my favorite two-digit number...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Smashing Pumpkins' "Thirty-Three"

Speak to me in a language I can hear
Humour me before I have to go
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again
I know I can't be late, supper's waiting on the table
Tomorrow's just an excuse away
So I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own
The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet
At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk
Steeple guide me to my heart and home
The sun is out and up and down again
I know I'll make it, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you
And for a moment I lose myself
Wrapped up in the pleasures of the world
I've journeyed here and there and back again
But in the same old haunts I still find my friends
Mysteries not ready to reveal
Sympathies I'm ready to return
I'll make the effort, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
Tomorrow's just an excuse
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you

Pre...MUD

[stand watie]

many DIMocRATS are BOTH!

the rest are CROOKS & LIARS!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm not quite sure, but I think The LPers are calling me a bomb-thrower!!

LOL...MUD

[stand watie]

rotflmRao!

free dixie,sw

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
LOL Cool song Mud.



Hello ALL,

I have been out of the loop for over a week due to various things, so please forgive me if I have not reponded to pings and such.

I would like to invite ALL OF YOU to a George W Bush party at my house July 24, beginning 6:30-whenever.
Please contact me if you are interested.