[fly_so_free]

"Poor Gloria wound up sending him a picture oh herself wearing a pair of underwear on her head and holding a sign saying Freepersrule and IMADUER."

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
(The military official stuck on the Russian space station is a creative scam though.)

Definitely could ruin the key board, if you drink anything while reading the article. I nominate Lowbridge for the Free Republic Hall of Fame.

[Temple Owl]

I nominate Lowbridge for the Free Republic Hall of Fame.

I'll second that.