Posted on 06/10/2004 1:02:44 PM PDT by Temple Owl
Could you please send me $10,000 to get me back to Nigeria?
Link doesn't seem to work. I get a generic page asking me to sign up. :(
LOL, I've been showing this to people at work.
I don't get anything when I click on that link. Anyone have another??
It is absolutely classic! It's hard to stop laughing at it. I saw that picture a while back....I am sure that lowbridge posted a thread about..but to see it in the news is just the biggest humor hoot of the day....
It is really slow..I think it's getting a lot of hits. Try this..
http://www.megaone.com/lowbridge/baitinggloria.html
You know, this is not bad, lowbridge.
However, there are folks who have taken these guys for some money (five bucks here, ten bucks there, someone even got some gold from one would-be scammer...).
Why not see how high someone can take it? Go for a HUGE score off one of these scammers - I'm talking five or six figures here. It's not like anyone's gonna complain about outscamming a 419.
It's so funny! He told the guy to leave this message on the answering machine so he'll know it's him! ROFL!
"By the way, I am having trouble with my phone system. Could you put in another call to me and leave a message as a test?
Here is the message I would like for you to leave (So I'll know it's you):
_________________
Hooters, hooters. Yum, yum, yum.
Hooters, hooters. On a girl that's dumb."
Apparently LB's host server doesn't allow remote linking of pictures.
www.ebolamonkeyman.com has the best scam the scammer emails, pictures and stories.
My favorite one is where the scammee claimed to be a porn star and sent the scammer photos of "herself" and led him to believe she longed for his manhood...to the point he traveled to another country to meet her.
ping
We're not worthy!
Fortunately, I had the coffee cup in my hand, but hadn't taken a sip yet, otherwise coffee (black, no sugar) would've come out my nose.
That's just classic!
How about this one?:
Subj: gooo day
Date: 06/10/04 10:47:59 AM Mountain Daylight Time
From: ma_acha793@hotmail.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)
Dear Friend ,
I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha, the widow of the late Gen. Sanni Abacha former
Nigerian Military Head of State who died mysteriously as a result of Cardiac
Arrest. Since after my husband’s death my family is under restriction of
movement and that not withstanding, we are being molested by police and our
Bank Account both here and abroad are being frozen by the Nigerian Civilian
Government.
Furthermore, my elder son is in detention by the Nigerian Government for
more interrogation about my husband’s assests and some vital documents.
Following the recent discovery of my husband’s Bank Account by the Nigerian
Government with Swiss Bank in which the huge sum of US$700Million and
DM450Milllion was logged. I therefore decided to contact you in confidence
that I was able to move out the sum of US$25Million Dollars, which was
secretly lodged in a trunk box and deposited with a Security Company as
materials of Inheritance.
I therefore personally, appeal to you seriously and religiously for your
urgent assistance to move this money into your country where I believe it
will be safe since I cannot leave the country due to the restriction of
movement imposed on the members of my family by the Nigerian Government.
You can also contact me through my family attorney Barrister Abdulsalma Isaa
(SAN) on his e-mail address:bar_salmaunion@sify.com and my lawyer shall
arrange with you for a face to face meeting outside Nigerian, in order to
liaise with you toward effective completion of this transaction.
However, arrangements have been put in place to move this money out of the
country in a secret vault through a diplomatic security company, as soon as
you indicate your interest, forward to my lawyer your Telephone
Number, Fax Number and your Postal Address so that he can send to you
the Certificate of Deposit and other necessary documents, so that you
can help to claim the luggage.
Conclusively, we have agreed to offer you 30% of the total sum while 70% is
to be held on trust by you until we decide on a suitable business investment
in your country subsequent to our free movement by the Nigerian Government.
Please reply urgently and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity.
Best
Regards,
Hajia Mariam abacha(Mrs.)
NB:To proove the authenticity of my story i will want you to go through the
links below.
1:http://www.transnationale.org/anglais/sources/tiersmonde/dirigeants__abacha.htm
2:http://allafrica.com/stories/200203180074.html
3:http://www.time.com/time/europe/magazine/2000/27/swiss.htm
4:september 16 2002 time magazine page 52.
I was going to do it but I just didn't have enough room for that secret vault at my place.
Outstanding!
That's one of the funniest things that I've read in a while. Does the guy who owns the web site work for the county paper, or is he just reporting?
You are famous.
Oh my..read this at work and had to keep myself from rolling on the floor..
lowbridge for President!
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