You are irrelevant!
Neener, neener, neener, Bill!
You are irrelevant!
Not to mention stupid, boring, and narcissistic.
In the words of Dan Hicks,
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away"
by Dan Hicks
I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad.
They say they've tried but it's all in vain.
I've begged and I've pleaded.
I've even got mad.
Now we must face it, you give me a pain.
(Chorus)
How can I miss you when you won't go away.
Keep telling you day after day.
But you won't listen.
You always stay and stay.
How can I miss you when you won't go away.
Your never ending presence really cramps my style.
I dreamed that it won't always be the same.
At first I was attracted but after a while,
have you ever of a "hard to get thing."
(Chorus)
I mean it, too.
Out of 3 billion people, why must it be me.
Oh why, oh why won't you cut me loose.
Just do me a favor, and listen to my plea.
I'm not the only chicken on the roost.
(Chorus)