Posted on 06/07/2004 4:15:42 PM PDT by abu afak
SECRET INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRACY LLP 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 (www.sijcllp.com)
Memo To: All Members From: Kohein Gadol Date: October 27, 2003
With the holidays of Sukkos and Simchas Torah now over, we can all get back to the ongoing task of controlling the world's economy, media, water and food supply (to name only a few of our key interests).
Many of you have spoken to me about being troubled by having our international conspiracy exposed by the recent remarks of the outgoing Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad. Let me remind you that it was our brilliant strategy to give him the soapbox (in English, no less) at the Islamic Conference in Kuala Lumpur (which we, of course, also control) so that world democratic leaders under our control would condemn his comments. This would therefore convince people that his statements were false, and deflect attention from Iraq's democratization, so that we could go back to our business of running the world without undue attention.
Now, some of you may ask why we would go to the trouble of allowing Mr. Mohamad to "expose" our venture in the first place, and should have just left things alone. That approach, is too simple and not worthy of our International Conspiracy methodology. We're Jews, things have to be complex and convoluted, or they don't work properly (I refer you to The Manual, Chapter One, Prime Directive 12).
As an example, let me illustrate this with some other of our ventures.
International Media. (Project #1249) - Since we control virtually every major daily newspaper and syndicated news service, including the major US and European television and radio networks, it is only natural that Jews and Israeli get consistently negative coverage and blame for all the ills of the world. Of course, this is the deliberate smokescreen we need - people would only naturally think that these media would support Jews since they are controlled by us...."
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I knew there was a conspiracy when I priced a package of lox. I wasn't fooled. It was confirmed when I priced a loaf of Jewish Rye Bread. Money-grabbers! But I bought them anyway. I just glared at the clerk and didn't blink when I shelled out my last shekel. He knows I know. Heh!
Remember the JOOOOZ eat kosher so no cheese with those build-a-burgers.
:O I thought that was a photoshop. Holy crap!
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And don't be so stingy with the corned beef either. Pile it up high, good & high. I want to taste it, ya know.
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I dunno. I think Ashkinaz' (Chicago) served up a pretty good plate. Back in the old days, Foxy's in Vegas was tops. Maybe not so much for high stacks, bur for all the extras. Sour cream, kraut, pickles, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
And Wolfie's in Daytona for the pastries.
Also there is a bank near me which we do not control...yet. Is there a schedule available online for when we will take over every bank?
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Thanks for the ping. The global conspiracy continues to unravel. Did you catch this one by Petronski?
"Jewish Omnipotent Oligarchic Occidental-Oppression Society (JOOOOS)"
Haaaaa!! 
That would make a great sig line!
(But only once.)
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Yeah, I know. One of the Jooos Squads would kill me with their six-point throwing stars.
Don't forget Manny's in Chicago! Corned beef sandwiches you need two hands to eat, potato pancakes, knishes, kreplach soup...no wonder so many Jewish women end up as widows! (But at least their husbands die happy.)
Oh, now that's nice. I like that.
Sammy's got an eye out for you.
Thank'ee. Caption was Kent's; photospoof was mine. As always, feel free to pass it on.
Sammy's got an eye out for you.
That was rude, crude, tasteless, mean-spirited, and I wish like h*ll I'd thought of it first.
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