[NYC GOP Chick]

So, what you're saying is that he's wearing mohair on his pate?

[Slip18]

Have tears in my eyes laughing, Chickie. The mohair you see is from the back of his head. It's a horrible comb-over.

As I recall, sauropod, old Sammy boy was doing some kind of a scandalous story on all the ways bad Americans make money. Sam found out a terrific way to make money the way the bad Americans make money by buying a mohair ranch in New Mexico. He gets a subsidy from the U.S. Government for not producing mohair.

There was another story about him buying a jojoba ranch somewhere. Another U.S. Government subsidy.