Yup it was watching her carefully cut them while he took his nap :) I guess the true abuse was watching her cook his breakfast and having me make his morning coffee.
Thank God your mother wasn't training you to be a moil in his sleep!
True story, I was in a pizza place in Los Angeles last week on the way in to where I was going.
I was sitting at a table with a friend eating.
There was a female waiting for take out pizza in a chair in the lobby.
Guess what her blouse said?
"I like cheap sex!"
AMAZING!!!!