[JoJo Gunn]

Can somebody please tell me what in the **** queer Theory is?

Are they supposing Degenerates exist, like mathematicians theorize about other dimensions?

[freebilly]

Can somebody please tell me what in the **** queer Theory is?

I think Queer Theory attempts to answer the question: How does an author write a book with only odd pages...?

[azcap]

Well, I am glad that Queer Theory cannot yet be proven to be a law (except in MA.) My college English teacher was a card carrying communist and let everyone know it. He was (hold onto your seats) an East German. Notice I did not say East German immigrant, as he was only here on a visa. To make matters worse I had his class on the same day I had a military science class so I was always in uniform. If that wasn't bad enough he had been forced to serve in the East German army and hated everything to do with the military (except of course for its role in advancing the Revolution!) It was an ugly semester.

[SpyktRose]

Queer theory is basically taking every classic story ever written and discovering the "hidden" homosexual relationships.
I did a critical history paper on Jane Austen's "Sense and Sensibility". According to queer theory, the Dashwood sister were, yep, secretly desiring each other in lesbian ways.