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Declassified Records Show John Kerry Shortchanged Saigon Hooker(humor)
Broken News ^ | 6/2/2004 | William Grim

Posted on 06/02/2004 9:49:15 AM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy

Wednesday, June 02, 2004 Declassified Records Show John Kerry Shortchanged Saigon Hooker 6/2/2004 - William Grim

Washington, DC - Declassified military records from the Vietnam era could prove to be extremely damaging for John Kerry’s bid for the presidency, according to sources close to the Pentagon. In particular, the transcript of a previously unknown court-martial of Kerry during his tour of duty in Vietnam reveals that Kerry was brought up on fraud charges when he refused to pay a Saigon hooker for an evening of sex.

Broken Newz has located and spoken with Col. Gordon “Buzz” Niedermaier, US Army Ret., of Coral Groves, Florida, who was the chairman of Kerry’s court-martial. “Yeah, I remember it very well,” said Col. Niedermaier. “Strange case. But what really sticks in my mind is that Kerry didn’t understand that the guy is supposed to pay the hooker. Dumb sumbitch thought it was the other way around.”

In related news, Broken Newz has just learned that Mary Louise Jensen, 26, of Plano, Texas, a former intern in Kerry’s senate office, is alleging in documents filed in a sexual harassment lawsuit in Federal Court in Dallas that “during the period of July 2001 to April 2002, Senator Kerry on numerous occasions asked Ms. Jensen to pay for sexual privileges with the Senator. Additionally, Senator Kerry stiffed Ms. Jensen for the check at restaurants on more than six, but not more than thirty-five occasions.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: meroveyourongtime
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1 posted on 06/02/2004 9:49:16 AM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

I was hoping for pictures!


2 posted on 06/02/2004 9:51:34 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (sKerry to imagine the Kerry's swearing around Tony Blair or anyone else in power.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

"Don't you know who I am? Gigolos don't pay for sex."


3 posted on 06/02/2004 9:51:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
John Kerry Shortchanged Saigon Hooker

...in more ways than one, according to wife Theresa.

4 posted on 06/02/2004 9:52:42 AM PDT by theDentist (John Kerry never saw a TAX he wouldn't HIKE !!!)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
You have to understand the nuances.

He paid her as part of a 'Vietnamization' policy of providing jobs for the locals.
He shortchanged her as part of his war on Vice, to encourage her to find another line of work.

SO9

5 posted on 06/02/2004 9:53:35 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Don't know if anyone's heard or not yet but Kerry was in Vietnam..................... ;-)


6 posted on 06/02/2004 9:55:58 AM PDT by festus
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Did he call her Rinda?


7 posted on 06/02/2004 10:03:04 AM PDT by Puppage
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Not to mention the $87,287 he owes in back child support for Ja-ahn, Junior........


8 posted on 06/02/2004 10:07:58 AM PDT by tracer
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Kerry learned how to make a whore-moan. Don't pay her.


9 posted on 06/02/2004 10:13:27 AM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Dumb sumbitch thought it was the other way around!

I'm trying to be hysterical and quiet at the same time. Do you know how hard that is?

A perfect discription of the oaf!

10 posted on 06/02/2004 10:16:57 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: axel f

Ping for a good laugh!


11 posted on 06/02/2004 10:18:22 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
well, first he did her, then he didn't...

and don't even mention "flip flop"...
12 posted on 06/02/2004 10:21:37 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

She was probably a working mother too.


13 posted on 06/02/2004 10:27:10 AM PDT by El Sordo
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To: Puppage
Rinda-Rou

But everyone knew her as Rucy.

14 posted on 06/02/2004 10:36:34 AM PDT by uglybiker (I misspell ekxentric on purpose just to be different)
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To: uglybiker

It preases me to prease you.....Mister Eddies Fada


15 posted on 06/02/2004 11:50:07 AM PDT by Puppage
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Those of us who were really in Saigon know this story must be false..."No money, no honey. No tea, no talk."


16 posted on 06/02/2004 11:53:10 AM PDT by Snardius
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Oh I wish I were a oscar meyer weiner


17 posted on 06/02/2004 2:03:54 PM PDT by bad company (shoot low boys they're riding shetland ponies)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

That is what I'd truly love to bEEeeeE


18 posted on 06/02/2004 2:04:47 PM PDT by bad company (shoot low boys they're riding shetland ponies)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Cause if I were a oscar meyer weiner


19 posted on 06/02/2004 2:05:27 PM PDT by bad company (shoot low boys they're riding shetland ponies)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Democrats could take a bite o' me!


20 posted on 06/02/2004 2:06:09 PM PDT by bad company (shoot low boys they're riding shetland ponies)
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