Power outages all over the DFW area. TV and radio claim these nasty storms are simply natural, authorities claiming that it was just from the amazing lightning show. But tinfoil freeps know better! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, BUT IT WAS AN AQ THUNDERCELL.
Nothing to see here, move along. There has been an amazing increase in thunderstorms, lightning, and train derailments. Tom Ridge, the FBI, and John Ashcroft are jackbooted idiots. And somehow illegal immigration is to blame. I'm going to sit at home and pout out this election.
I thought it was caused by President Bush's refusal to sign Kyoto? lol