Usher, wearing NODs, accidentally looks up into the projection lightstream. Usher's head explodes.
I'd expect that the current technology has a cut-off for excess light coming into the Image Intensifier Tube. back in the old days though, some nitwit shining a flashlight at you was a Really Bad Thing.
Brody: Hey Kramer. And you must be Jerry. Thanks for the ticket.
Jerry: That's quite a feed bag you're workin' on there.
Brody: It's for all of us. Is there a problem?
Kramer: Brody, c'mon. He's just kidding. He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry.
Jerry: I'm a joke maker.
Kramer: All right, here we go, Death Blow. (Brody takes out video camera)
Jerry: (To Kramer) Hey, hey, what the hell is he doing?
Kramer: Relax, he does that all the time.
Jerry: Does what?
Kramer: He's making a copy of the movie for sale on the street, huh?
Jerry: May I see you outside for a moment please?
Kramer: But I want to--
Jerry: Outside!
Can't you people see an obvious marketing ploy when it hits you right in the face?
It won't be people in the audience making the pirated copies, it will be prople in the projection room.
Check out this thread! Did your friend attend the premiere?
Yep...the pirated movies hit the streets of Baghdad at about the same time they hit the streets of New York or London. Our local suppliers can get them for us. "Troy" is already all over the camp.
And I've gotta see that Potter movie.