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DFU SONG: Flowers on the Wall (Kerry flips off Ted Sampley at The Wall)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 5-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 05/31/2004 10:01:08 PM PDT by doug from upland
FLOWERS ON THE WALL
http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html
(Cut and paste in your browser to get the MIDI...this site always cuts off a hot link)
Kerry had stopped by the Vietnam Memorial
But there's Ted Sampley, one who knows that John's full of bull
Well, Sampley will not put up with a traitor in his midst
So he would get right in John Kerry's face and give the scumbag fits
Sampley said there at The Wall, "You should not be here at all"
And then he would hear Ted say, "I will escort you away"
What the candidate did next was truly quite absurd
In front of kids, he flipped Ted the bird
John Kerry is a phony who is really lacking class
He had blamed the SS guy when he fell on his ***
Sampley showed the T-shirt that proclaimed him "Hanoi John"
I guess that was a little too much for him to gaze upon
Sampley said there at The Wall, "You should not be here at all"
And then he would hear Ted say, "I will escort you away"
What the candidate did next was truly quite absurd
In front of kids, he flipped Ted the bird
We do not need a man like this to lead the Terror War
He's a slimy gigolo and politcal whore
If you want a leader you can trust, he's not your guy
What Kerry had done when he came back home had caused more men to die
Sampley said there at The Wall, "You should not be here at all"
And then he would hear Ted say, "I will escort you away"
What the candidate did next was truly quite absurd
In front of kids, he flipped Ted the bird
As kids watched, he flipped Ted the bird...as kids watched, he flipped Ted the bird
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: classless; didhegotovietnam; gigolo; shameless; tedsampley; thebird; traitor; typicalkerry
This is one of the great FReeps ever! I say that Ted Sampley is an Honorary FReeper. Let's get him to join.
To: All
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:03:27 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Maybe Kerry was signifying how many states he thinks he might win in November.
To: doug from upland
WHERE'S THE PICTURE, DARN!
4
posted on
05/31/2004 10:53:49 PM PDT
by
Mister Baredog
((Kerry is a major dork))
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
5
posted on
06/01/2004 6:37:59 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
6
posted on
06/02/2004 7:09:01 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
7
posted on
06/02/2004 4:26:00 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
8
posted on
06/03/2004 4:52:26 AM PDT
by
Mia T
(Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
To: Mister Baredog
9
posted on
06/03/2004 4:55:14 AM PDT
by
Mia T
(Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
To: Mia T
10
posted on
06/03/2004 6:23:39 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: Mia T
11
posted on
06/03/2004 6:50:58 AM PDT
by
Mister Baredog
((Kerry is a major dork))
To: doug from upland
12
posted on
06/03/2004 6:54:58 AM PDT
by
Mia T
(Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
To: doug from upland
13
posted on
06/03/2004 6:59:21 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Baruch Habba B'Shem Adonai)
To: freedomson
If that was my childhood picture, I wouldn't be sharing it here for everyone to see and mock.
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posted on
06/03/2004 8:19:48 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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