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Can you say Dork?
Yahoo Slide Shows John Kerry
| May 30, 2004
Posted on 05/31/2004 9:49:27 AM PDT by Kaslin
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bicycle; bike; cycling; doofus; dork; eddymerckx; jeanfrancois; kerry; serotta
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:49:27 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
He is a dork, but what kind of film do you use to get that effect?
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:50:56 AM PDT
by
Porterville
(oOOOo USA against the World in this summer Olympics oOOOo)
To: Kaslin
BREAKING NEWS: Banana man spotted in Massachusetts. Developing...
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:52:38 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(#1 Freeper Pickup Line: "You must be a Breaking News thread, 'cause I could bump you all night!")
To: Porterville
Longer exposure time. Digital cameras can do it too.
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:54:58 AM PDT
by
Lexinom
To: Kaslin
Even worse: I can say "Fr*nch."
To: Porterville
He is a dork, but what kind of film do you use to get that effect? The image is created by a combination of effects and film. In this case it was easy given the low light conditions.
If I wanted this shot I would use small aperature setting, a relativly slow film speed such as 100 or 64. You get the blur by panning the camera on a 1/30 or slower shutter speed, and then using a rear curtain sync flash to crisp up the subject at the end of the exposure.
F-22 and 1/30 or slower, 100 speed film, pan, and then pop the subject with a flash set under exposed by say 2/3 or 1.0 stop. Rear curtain sync fires the flash at the end of the exposure.
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:55:44 AM PDT
by
antaresequity
(This is not the "War on Terror"...we don't fight tactics.)
To: Kaslin
How did you get that photo of Twinkletoes?
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:56:39 AM PDT
by
Ole Okie
To: Kaslin
"Watch the road idiot, because your about ready to run into a George W. Bush buzz saw."
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:58:39 AM PDT
by
zencat
(Visit my profile for MAGNETIC Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers!)
To: Ole Okie
Damn Girly Man is more like it. What a wussie! who's got a banana peal
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posted on
05/31/2004 9:59:36 AM PDT
by
markman46
To: Porterville
Camera pans with a slow shutter.
Causes the background to get a speed bleed while the focus stays relatively focused.
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:00:34 AM PDT
by
Bogey78O
(McDonalds rejected slogan "Billions served....millions if not counting Michael Moore")
To: Kaslin
Dennis Miller had a great response to Kerry's training wheels crack about the president. "Hey John, at least his wife didn't have to buy him the bike."
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:00:59 AM PDT
by
Hostile
To: Kaslin
Does he have a license plate on his bike that says "PURPLEHEART3" like he has on his SUV?
To: markman46
Or, a mop handle, and, ask him if his training wheels fell off.
To: markman46
And ohhhhhhh sooooo colour coordinated...I guess the blue shorts match the blood color .
PS when do we get to see John F'n girly man Kerry take a real ride.
All I have seen is him doing circuits in parks, now this in a parking lot.....
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:03:42 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(It is, as it was)
To: Paul Atreides
To: Kaslin
Give him some credit. Al Gore still has his training wheels.
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:04:42 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Death before dishonor, open bar after 6:00)
To: Kaslin
Kerry: "I signalled a right turn BEFORE I turned left".
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:05:36 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: CrazyIvan
"Al Gore still has his training wheels."
I didn't know "Big Wheels" came with training wheels?
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:06:13 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
(There are no more political simpletons in the world today other than European Leftist -Yossi Halevi)
To: Kaslin
Sure!
Hanoi John Effing Kerry!
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posted on
05/31/2004 10:06:38 AM PDT
by
Taxman
(So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
To: Kaslin
Can you say Dork?A "dork" is a whale penis. How appropriate.
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