Oh,wait a minute,could it be that some evil person hog-tied them and tatooed a coloeful rainbow sash on their forehead before they gave up their narcissistic experiment with "luv"? If that was the case,I am sorry and will have to rethink my position.
That's got to be the answer! And the priest magically discerned this and gave them Communion, realizing the traumatic experience that had been inflicted upon them...