Walked past a nest I guess. Thwaped me on my shoulder and landed on a newspaper machine.
I turned around gave it the evil eye, and said what the heck was that for?!?!
It flew to the roof, and I went on my way...
My apologies; I see you really were attacked by a mockingbird. I thought you were making a very dry "Steven Wright-ish" joke. (I'll be quiet and behave now) :-)