Oh yeh yippie!
The lib media might get another week of front page cover to cover ad nauseum coverage of this.
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Baghdad (AP) -- Today it was revealed that the prisoners in Iraq were intimidated by food.
"I looked down, and there was this heaping pile of steaming hot fresh food on my plate. I'm not sure what I'm going to do after that experience," lamented one prisoner.
Sources have confirmed that US forces would often serve as many as three meals a day in an effort to 'break' prisoners and make them reveal information about insurgent rebels. "Sweets were very effective, I found," said a grinning Mike Neuhart, a military policeman assigned to the now-notorious Abu Grabass. "Generally, most prisoners would break down if you seved them a nice cut of beef, a little cheese, and some goats milk. Food is a very powerful weapon."
Several prisoners have reported that they gained 5 pounds during their 10 month stay at the jail. Several are electing to file lawsuits against the United States.