"...Kerry looks like a dork..."
That's because he IS a dork. I bet the kids picked on him at school. I'd love to hear from some of his elementary school (probably private school) classmates. heh heh heh.
We were discreet back then and polite!
In fact, the phrase "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me" saved us all from mass destruction since we ALL had a name. Big deal..that's what kids do. Now you get expelled by the gestapo teachers.
They're all French or Swiss, I'm sure they love him.