"-ADAM YAHIYE GADAHN: A 25-year-old U.S. citizen who also goes by the names Adam Pearlman and Abu Suhayb Al-Amriki. FBI Director Robert Mueller says he attended al-Qaida training camps and has served as an al-Qaida translator. Gadahn says on an Islamic Internet site that he grew up on a goat ranch in Riverside County, California, and converted to Islam in his later teenage years after moving to Garden Grove, California.
Goats & mohammedanism just seem to go together SO well, by the way...
I'll bet this genius knew his way around goats, too:
