Sounds like Governor Blago, D-IL, has been consulting Kerry's playbook.
"The 'Cubs' are a nice, simple name for this team," he said, "so having a guy with a name like Rod Blagojevichiczodbrovmusiowidzikczarnotychiewicz doesn't do us a damn bit of good for public relations. Sh!t, I'm tired just from pronouncing that damned name."