"Sorry, there's no safe way to drag the products of combustion over some of the most sensitive and fragile tissue in the human body."
Better ban all combustibles, it's for the chilrun don't ya know! No more BBQ's, candle light dinners, cooking, cars or manufacturing. Better get back to the stone age!
I don't know about you but when I engage in BBQ's, driving or lighting candles etc. I actually try to avoid the smoke produced thereby. When people finally got out of the stone age one of the developments was the chimney, an attempt to avoid the smoke of necessary fires. It seems that all smoke contains very fine particulates that irritate the lung, eyes etc. Many products, when burned, produce smoke laden with harmful substances. If you choose to inhale these, that's your choice but railing against the facts doesn't change them.