To: Valin; Jim Robinson
"It is considered an offense to hunt whales." Is this really a problem in Utah? ROTFL!
Arkansas Laws:
- The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
- Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Little Rock
- Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
- Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
- It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
98 posted on
05/27/2004 6:58:41 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: sweetliberty
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Well just where is a normal person supposed to keep his alligator then?
104 posted on
05/27/2004 9:05:43 PM PDT by
Valin
(Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat)
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