The Company He Keeps… (Algore)

Republican National Committee ^ | May 26, 2004

[wattsup]

I wonder have many people really give a rat's a$$ about al bore. <100?

[GOP_Proud]

Ho-Hum. Nothing new here, people. He's still Al Bore. Move along.

The Dimwits must be in series trouble to bring Al out of mothballs.

[RightWingConspirator]

I never had any doubts in my mind about Al Gore's credibility: he has none, and never has had any credibility. His book is a joke and lacks any scientific validity at all.

[GOP_Proud]

One stiff, boring clod trying to save another.

[JesseHousman]

Yeah, but that sweathog can sure kiss! I can still see the saliva dripping off Tipsy's chin.

[pookie18]

Mark Levin will be on Hannity & Colmes tonight to debate the "merits" of Gore's rant.

[antenna]

Al -Get Over IT!

[Lunatic Fringe]

I wish these guys had the guts to come to Texas...

C'mon, Freepers! We need people to protest Kerry's appearances, and the appearance of Clinton and Gore, to remind the voters that it was the FAILED policies of Clinton-Gore that led to 9/11

Republicans need to be better organized.

[Christian4Bush]

Hannity said it best on his show today:

When he first heard it, he laughed.
Upon further hearing, he paused to think of this sobering truth: this shrill was 537 votes away from being our President!

Upon further hearing Gore's madness and unhinging, he said that he (Sean) was very reverently taking a moment to thank God that Al Gore is not the President of the United States of America, afterwards saying that this kind of shrill rhetoric is what we're in for, if Kerry becomes President.

I totally agree...I've been thanking God since mid-December that Gore is not the POTUS. I've been praying that the President would remain strong and resolute in the midst of this "crooked, lying" barrage that he has faced, literally, since he was inaugurated four years ago.

Al Gore, you lost. You tried to change the rules; you lost. You had the media in your backpocket, trying to cheat for you. You lost. You tried to throw out the votes of the hardworking American military, who you still blame today. You lost. You DIDN'T choose a fair recount, only 4 strongly Democratic areas that you believed you would carry.

YOU STILL LOST.

YOU are a disgrace to this country. YOU, not the President, BETRAYED this country. YOU played on our fears. YOU are at the least, a borderline TREASONOUS semi-human being, giving comfort and aid to the enemy.

As much as you and your kind like to rail about the abatement of the 1st Amendment, the fact that you are still allowed to spew your venom, and not be given the rope, the juice, the gas or the triple cocktail for your treasonous remarks is proof that the 1st Amendment has not been denied.

[JOE6PAK]

We should set up "Gore-get-over-it.com".

[stillnoprotestsagainstmuslims]

THE NEW YORK TIMES WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN NEWS

Editorial Dice on Nancy Pelosi. "It`s a horror show." Page 51

NEW LATE CITY FINAL FIRST EDITION

All the news that`s fit for doody

Saturday, Sept 11, 2004 / Weather: Partly day, partly night, Page 61

6 sense

President Gore closer to finding 911 terrorists

BY MAUREEN DOWD

NEW YORK - Although it`s only been three years since 911, President Al Gore today said that the US is getting closer and closer each day to finding those people responsible. At a news conference today the President was asked about this tremendous progress and if it was possible that those responsible might have been in the planes when they crashed on Sept 11th 2001. President Gore said that it was possible but it`s not quite probable yet if they were they only ones responsible. When asked if it was possible that those responsible might possibly be in Afghanistan as part of the Taliban, the President responded that it was possible that those responsible might be in Afghanistan as part of the Taliban but the US needs to be more responsible before that can be solvable. When asked if it was possible that he meant he was being responsible to remain hospitable to our valuble French allies, the President replied that he was being responsible to remain hospitable to our valuble French allies.

Coming back from a fund raiser the President spoke at a fundraiser at a Hasidic community meeting. "I`ve always loved the Amish, and I can assure the Mennonite community that the world will be well protected from terrorist threats from around the globe." When asked if that protection also included the United States, the President responded that it was possible to protect the United States and we should all be responsible to keep an eye out for those who may be hostile. When referring to last weeks deadly VX nerve gas attacks in San Francisco that left 600,000 people dead, and last months dirty bomb atomic explosion that obliterated Berkley killing millions, the President confirmed that those individuals who were responsible will be held accountable, and it is possible that it will be most probable that they will be found. When one harsh individual asked about whether we should really care about losing Berkely since it was never a part of the United States to begin with, the President replied that "We all must be reponsible. Berkely was valuble and it was probable that the terrorist attacks can be solvable." When asked what he was going to do to step up precautions against terrorism, the President said he has increased funding to the EPA and that everyday we are cleaning up the fallout as well as taking better precautions against global warming. "Need I remind the people of the United States that although it is possible that we have probable terrorists who are hostile, we cannot be irresponsible when it comes to global warming. My fight for the enviornment will never cease, and it is for that reason alone why I chose to rip off the Energy Star logo that you find on your refrigerator. That means we all have to save energy, so I remind the American citizens to turn down their thermostats in their refrigerators and make sure that all your air conditioners are freon free.

Coming back from a fundraiser, the President appeared on Oprah last Tuesday which was being taped in Florida, the state that helped him win the election, and talked more in depth about his work for the enviornment. "Our forests are being cut down at an alarming rate, the ozone layer is looking like the bald spot on top of my head, urban development is out of control and the carbon emissions from so many cars are causing global warming. All these are the direct result of over-population and therefore we must absolutely keep ignoring over-population and keep on protesting the logging community, the depletion of the ozone layer, urban sprawl, and global warming." Oprah immediately went into her "black accent mode" and riled up the audience, "Y`all lets hear it for tha greatest President that eva wuuuuzzz boyz!" The crowd began screaming wildly cheering and cheering. Oprah then went on to talk about how close this country came to doom, how close "that guy" meaning G.W. Bush (I shudder at writing it`s name), came to being President and how it was so fortunate that the Supreme court did the right thing and ruled that "not have been punched at all chads" counted as a vote for Al Gore.(This was proven when an electron miscroscope magnified the chads at the atomic level and found that indeed some of the electrons of some of the atoms had moved, therefore qualifying as a vote for Al Gore). When Oprah also pointed out about how fortunate it was that the Supreme court also ruled that all votes for Bush were in fact for Gore because of the severly confusing election machines, saying that it wasn`t fair that people should understand the arrow concept, the President stared blankly at Oprah for a minute then said, "Oh yeah yeah..The arrow concept." Oprah then went on, "I mean who would have known that an arrow pointing to G.W.Bush was a vote for G.W.Bush? How many here would have known that?" said Oprah pointing at the audeince. None of the audience raised their hands. She then thanked everyone for keeping up the election protests, saying it was so close but because "of ya`ll" this mans Presidency is in a lock box ya`ll!" The crowd stomped it`s feet cheering wildly.

[antenna]

"Mark Levin will be on Hannity & Colmes tonight to debate the "merits" of Gore's rant."

-Can't wait to see what 'The Great One' has to say about this!

[pookie18]

His "opponent" (besides Colmes) will be ex-Gore guy Doug Hattaway. As I type, Mark is "discussing" this on his (WABC) radio show with Sean Hannity.

[MEG33]

Krauthammer..looks like Gore has gone off his lithium again...Birnbaum say Gore came close to saying all troops are bringing dishonor to the nation by being in Iraq...associating all the troops with Abu Graib....and Kerry should not enter into Gorelike statements.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Bump #12

[PROUDAMREP]

Hope the dems spend all their war chest to pay this moron to do their campaigning. Every time he opens his mouth it proves how right we were to elect Bush as our president.

[savagesusie]

I also laughed when I read what he said, but then was horrified at how close this thing got to be a president of this great country. Thank God for President Bush!

[ladyinred]

Upon further hearing, he paused to think of this sobering truth: this shrill was 537 votes away from being our President!

Well, not really, those bogus "votes" added to his total weren't real. President Bush won by a lot more in Florida if you throw out algore's made up votes, which the Supremes in effect did!

Your message to the wooden package was awesome!!!

[ladyinred]

Yeah, but that sweathog can sure kiss! I can still see the saliva dripping off Tipsy's chin.

Yeah doggies! I got wet under my armpits just watching that smoochin' scene going on at the DNC convention! :-)