Coincidentally: I happen to know a really funny joke, the punchline of which includes the words "boning knife"; "locked room"; and "men of Middle Eastern heritage who make jokes about 9/11."
"...funny joke, the punchline of which includes the words "boning knife"; "locked room"; and "men of Middle Eastern heritage who make jokes about 9/11."
Nah, keeping them in suspension (using a really broad ribbon, and not a piano wire) would be much more fun, depending on the suspension point, of course.