[17th Miss Regt]

I was thinking something similar. How about this? Form a religion that holds pigs and monkeys to be sacred (like temple cats). Then record their screeches as 'sacred sounds'. Play it LOUD when you call your co-religionists to prayer, say, about five times a day. Pick the times at random, perhaps, but since the town will already be noisy, you can play it at the same time as the imam's call, thereby minimizing noise pollution.

Or buy the lot next door and set up a pork barbecue joint.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Who in the Muslim community surrounding the pork restaurant, are going to buy the meat? No one. Bankruptcy.

[KingNo155]

If you bought a lot next door with some microphones and well placed speakers and amps you can effectually cancel out thier call using sound cancelation. (its a little more complicated than that but I wont get into the science just makin a point)

[montag813]

Or buy the lot next door and set up a pork barbecue joint.

I love that, make sure you have fans to waft the smoke over to the House of Satan.